#telepathyuri

[philomenacunt]

i cant believe we havent talked abt lautity at all....they're like my thing...... i offer you my insane obscure post burnerphone dynamic for them ↓

i have thoughts abt steph being like. can i ever be satisfied with this normal extremely vanilla life. grace is sweet, and steph likes her, but also the total whiplash from her last long term relationship being this fucked awful thing makes it hard to. relax. girl who has forgotten how to be normal. and grace obviously doesnt know what healthy dating is like so there's the constant overarching what if i'm accidentally overstepping + being super fucked up to this girl who has 0 basis to recognize a toxic relationship. again w the ruined for other people, doesn't even know what functional looks like, doesn't know if she'll ever be capable of it again. thanks, lex!

also worried abt eventually having to explain the scars and the rehab and the lex situation in general. it's like. grace is clearly too nervous to do it early on, but one day she Will ask. and once she knows she'll obviously think it's all gross and scary and leave. steph is sort of trying to ride it out. the 'do nothing and hope it never comes up' approach. but she's worried abt it + feels like the end of their relationship is inevitable because of this secret she's keeping + generally just feels really gross about it all. chat does she know (grace is having a completely separate solo crisis over sadistic thoughts she doesn't understand) (girl who has not so much as imagined the concept of bdsm) (0 idea why she's suddenly attracted to scars) (they are extremely compatible but deeply unaware of it/convinced the other is going to think they're a freak)

^ both of them lol. ok. sorry. ive written So Much about this it's actually embarassing. apologies if its wildly ooc. im just a little silly abt them hopefully you can see the vision. totally understandable if not. sighhh

can i be so honest with you i wasn't. Super big on lautity before this. i mean i LOVED them in theory & definitely do think grace has feelings for steph in every possible universe, especially in ac dear god, however. i never really thought grace would be able to let go of her puritan ideals & actually let herself love steph. but fuckkkk holy fuck. Okay

the whole. both of them thinking "oh god she can Never find out i'm a freak or else she'll leave me" is soo delicious. also SADIST grace i'm SORRY yes please. hello. fucking dies???????

lex having "ruined" steph & then this sadistic churchgirl with pigtails & clips in her hair comes along like ohkay this is an entirely new LEVEL of fucked up. jesus

i think steph just needs a little bit of order. not peace. just structure, and honesty. and god can grace help her with that.

[philomenacunt]

hii....sharpening my knives at work this morning going wow. this is probably like burnerphone foreplay. because neither of them can just be normal and communicate what they want steph is just like 😵‍💫 being made to watch & knowing exactly what theyll be used for. its both a threat and a promise. but lex is also a bastard and will probably make her ask for it anyways just to hear it. you understand. butches with knives save me

i am more fascinated by the fact that you work with knives....is that your job.....sharpening knives. anything with knives. that's so fucking cool hiii.

ALSO. both a threat and a promise YES!!!!!!!!!!! the anticipation / fear in steph's eyes making lex feel the same things as steph while lex is using the knives on her....such ownership & devotion from both sides. dog and owner. the leash goes both ways etc tec

[philomenacunt]

hi....putting my drafts in ur inbox. augh. lyrics from here worlds shortest song that makes me crazy abt hpg

i just. ugh. augh. the way their relationship develops drives me crazy. you were cooking i need to think about them all the time actually

SCREAMING SCREECHING DYING. BLEEDING.

holy fuck. holy fuck i've literally wait i have drafts somewhere about this. how zoey is all "i'm hot & amazing & interesting. & she's hot & she's gonna love me" and harmony just oh my god SHAKINGGGG you get them you get them...you get them you get them you get them. you get them. zoey is so so deeply confused and angered by the fact that this girl she thought (thinks) was (is) really fucking cool & hot is interested in hailey over her. and it looks like such an easy choice too. zoey has always manipulated, lied, gaslit (+ sometimes flirted) to get her way and now, for Some inexplicable reason, it's not working anymore. all that she has, all her power, is useless against harmony jones. oh my God

[philomenacunt]

re niko's banger burnerphone post things ive been thinking abt for weeks and nervy to say. dreamy sigh i love you cigarette burns....

oh snapping my fingers for this you're insanely correct....this is so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

getting "masochist girlfriend is another term for ashtray" tattooed btw

[philomenacunt]

hi.... i have so many things to say about harmony. if you wanted to discuss her

do you think she's from hatchetfield? went to a different school from zoey/hailey and just never met? or is she from elsewhere...and why on earth would he move to hf LOL

i was also wondering if u have thoughts on umm. why shes with greenpeace. because paul tgwdlm was not incorrect about greenpeace being a really ineffectual way to save the planet. i have a really autism heavy interpretation of this situation but would love to hear urs......

what do u think her dream job was in school. did she want to work with animals or in research or like. obviously she wants to make people care but i dont necessarily think she Aspired to giving lectures on street corners. he knows he probably isn't the ideal person for that (autism) (though that does make her very. shameless. about promoting it)

but like. she definitely wanted to be doing fieldwork right. at least for a bit. girl who needs to be a guy frolicking in the woods. i also think he would maybe enjoy running little nature education programs for kids....... or at least shes the one w all the little fun facts and identification skills. would make a great hiking guide or whatever she's very sure-footed in nature + confident in her sense of direction (hailey is hopeless abt this even in hatchetfield where shes lived her Whole Life + zoey can follow a map but does not know where north is. there is a reason harmony holds the leash shes the only one who knows where theyre going). sorry. rambling. i care her

HIIIIIII HARMONY JONES ASK......my favorite butch. omg.

i definitely do think she's from hatchetfield but went to sycamore.....

can i be so so honest. can i be horribly honest. i have no fucking idea why she's with greenpeace. like i've thought about everything. maybe there's nothing else in hf. maybe that's the best there is. maybe she needs to...start somewhere? i i have no clue. harmony to me is so radical about saving the planet and Greenpeace is just.......not. exactly that.

when i was first writing my harmony character analysis i did a lot of research on like environmental engineering. and i think she does work like that, as in. science. bc i think. okay. i think she might be worried about physical work not being Enough. like she needs to be educating people and what better way to do that than to sit in a lab or do research etc etc etc. She DOES volunteer for lots of things i believe. she loves farms and Does visit perky's buds a lot. to buy weed & visit ziggy. harmony & emma meeting when??? harmonemma i miss you...my ex mutual came up w it i think but they blocked me so i'm taking over. some other time

you are SOOO insanely correct. harmony going to the woods or a field to read a book or study just sitting & admiring nature......every animal every breeze............

every time you talk about leashes in regards to hpg i wag my tail excitedly. literally wings flapping. omg.

[philomenacunt]

burnerphone coded plaques from this art project by jenny holzer.... sorry this is so many images i just think they're neat

oh. and this one just for fun

hoooly shit holy fuck. they make me so insane. them both being very aware of the danger they put each other in but they can't stop, it hurts so bad but so good

THE LAST ONE COULD ALSO BE POST BURNERPHONE HOLYPHONE. sorry to hijack. OR. okay hear me out on this one. holysmokes dynamic but grace tames lex. oh you wanna be a bitch to steph. yeah okay she'll call you out on it. grace CAN be very mean i think she could fix lex. although "fixing", in grace's eyes, might make someone a lot worse

[philomenacunt]

HIIII happy birthday!!! get old..... i hope its been good thus far :] are you doing anything fun/to celebrate?

hiii thank you :] i'm not really a. celebrate kind of person. i like to stay home & spend some time with my family :))

[philomenacunt]

sorry. i will leave you alone after this one. but like this random furry cannibalism manga contains the most burnerphone coded shit ever. if tumblr removes my image formatting and makes this post 10 images long im going to kill someone

(its translated manga so. read right to left)

(manga is Eat (イート) by Nagabe) (i read it because the art is pretty. the toxic yuri allegories are just a bonus)

"i will leave you alone after this one" as if i don't actually giggle & kick my feet when i get a notif from you......

and holy shit? wait that's literally them. i feel like this reluctant-to-admit-she-liked-it steph is more. at the end/after a breakup (a "serious" one this time). at the beginning she jumps in head first and dives and she wants it all & at the end she's kind of. she still loves lex don't get me wrong but she's scared. like the black animal here. wants to pretend to be normal. she can live a normal life. she can do without lex. (she can't do any of that)

and lex revels in it. it's like breaking the pretty, rich, popular, domesticated girl all over again (it doesn't take as long this time. steph remembers what she's been taught. she's a good pet, after all.)