#tempe-r

[hoxor]

happy birthday buddy!!! i hope u eat lots of cake and smile a lot :+))

awww yeah temper, glad to see you around, i will ahahah hope everythings in its place <3

[forsoothmynigga]

can we have. like. a family tree or something. i want to know my family. tell me who my siblings are. stop hiding them from me. tell me who my real family is.

small blueberry muffin

tiny butter croissant

a sormeh (???)

ur emo trash sister (blog may contain gore/horror)

my eldest son 

u have a lot of like. drunk aunts and shit too but these are ur current known siblings

[forsoothmynigga]

that is indeed me zim, please have some respect for your trash slut of a daughter because its her birthday today like damn momma did u forget how coULD U (actually u could since im an asshole and didnt remember your birthday brb sitting in the corner of shamed sons)

((I'M SO BAD AT REMEMBERING THE DATES OF ANYTHING I AM LITERALLY AN OLD MOULDY PIECE OF BREAD I'M SORRY))

i mean happy birthday u used fuckin tissue

[forsoothmynigga]

my cat has fleas + u r a flea = please get out of my cats fur ty

maybe ur cat has fleas bc it's owner is literally a large compilation of garbage floating through the void of space

[forsoothmynigga]

ay wassup lil mama: 8, 19, 30, and 7. aight koo

7. A song to drive to

Sweatpants by Childish Gambino

8. A song about drugs or alchohol

Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High by Arctic Monkeys

19. A song that makes you think about life

Where I End And You Begin by Radiohead

30. A song that reminds you of yourself

Atlas Air by Massive Attack (idk why i picked that one)

[forsoothmynigga]

sometimes i get a strong urge to pee in ur pasta but like idk

how dare????????????????

[forsoothmynigga]

these hoes aINT L O Y A L

sara don't be rude i think they do a perfectly adequate job at gardening