#temper posts

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thx @askgabrielupdyke 

you bitch

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“I’m still a cat. I don’t want to be a cat. Whenever I see a pickle, I feel sheer unbridled terror.”

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Babe, I'm gonna wear uh...

What are they called again-

Jorts, that.

- Whitty

(@comeatmebitch)

“Jorts?? That’s fine. I got the sushi if ya want some.” [He sets the goods down.]

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“Ahaha...

I’m back...”

[Temper collapses onto the floor, marked up and broken.]

“I’m... bba ck k ,,,’‘

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[lies on ground and is miserable] “hhhhghh where’s my boyfriend. where hnngh” @comeatmebitch “HNNGHHHG”

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temper has a crisis

I swear to PHOBOS if they fucking SUPERCROWNED MY BF I M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT

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*sneaks up while your dumpster diving and shoots you*

"Mmngfhh??? Who'sh- ACK"

[Thud. Temper falls backwards into the dumpster, bleeding from the hole in his stomach.]

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*puts a flowercrown on your head :)*

all shall have flowercrowns no matter what!

[Temper eats some of the flowers.] “Thanks.”