reaction to their darling accidentally saying "love you, bye!" on the phone
yandere nun
temperance was calling you to see if you want to make a donation to the church. she does this way too often- so you're trying to get out of the conversation quickly. you politely say that you aren't going to make a donation. after an awkward silence, you decide to say goodbye.
"hm. well. anyways, love you bye!"
there's a strangled gasp on the other line and a loud clanging sound. ⊠did she drop the phone?
"i'm sorry i didn't mean-" you try to say, but she hangs up.
bully yan
tanner gives up and calls you. he's tired of you avoiding his letters, and wants to hear your voice again.
but once you realize who it is, you get fed up.
"i'm not going to talk to you."
"just listen, please-"
"no. love you, bye."
there's an awkward silence, both of you processing what you said. then he starts talking quickly, desperately.
"âŠwait, please, can you please say that again, just one more time-"
- temperance wouldn't really trust mischa and find his teasing and weird behavior to be confusing.
- plus, sheâs weirded out by how much he asks you for things and is so needy with you- shouldnât you have someone like her who could care for you instead?? she can clean and cook for you but instead youâre doing it for this guy who doesnât even deserve it??
- and what's up with those mind games he's playing on you? she wouldn't do that! (though, actually, she probably would if she knew how to manipulate people like he does . . .)
- she doesn't like his influence on you, but he very likely has some form of blackmail over her. after all, she does not hide her dark inclinations well, and has a lot to lose.
- mischa also (hypocritically) does not like her stalking you- and would send her pictures of her following you, in order to basically try to bully her into stopping. he also sends her photos of himself and you together, staged like the two of you are dating to get her jealous.
- due to this, mischa probably appears highly killable to yandere nun, as he would appear to be a bad influence on you as well as a significant romantic threat. he is likely in imminent danger if he does not give her a reason to believe his blackmail on her will release even if he dies.
- you are probably not having a good time with two needy, selfish yanderes fighting for their attention.
bully yan (tanner) and femboy yan (mischa)
- mischa is someone that i don't see killing people under any circumstances- so he is one of the very few yans that would not immediately kill tanner once he knows about his past history with you.
- although mischa is generally very selfish, he would be pretty irritated about the thought of anyone hurting you that deeply. he also doesn't really like that he sees a bit of that behavior in himself- which makes him absolutely despise tanner.
- if you were in a relationship with tanner, he'd absolutely try to manipulate you into leaving, pretending he's just a concerned friend. isn't it kind of a red flag that he bullied you?? you shouldn't get together with him. you should definitely leave and ghost him and get together with him instead-
- tanner does not kill people without your approval, so even if heâd very much like to kill him, mischa is only in danger of getting beat up or punched. unfortunately, though, he would definitely be acting very punchable.
- chances are you see them fight from time to time, and tanner brings up at every opportunity how things would be easier if âyour weird friendâ mischa was dead.
undead yan (leon) and femboy yan (mischa)
- another situation where mischa is, unfortunately, in danger. leon sees him as an annoyance and will try to distance him from you.
- mischa will be somehow even more clingy and needy in this if he knows about leon, as he's very insecure about the idea of you having such a close friend. so, he'll also be trying to guilt you into staying with him instead, trying to talk to you nonstop so you won't have any time to talk to leon, etc.
- leon i see someone who is not morally against murder, but generally tries not to kill people you know personally if he believes he can avoid it. if mischa and you are already very close to each other or in a relationship, he will try to manipulate the situation to put as much distance between the two of you as possible, and will try to kidnap you and isolate you from him first.
- there are many scenarios in which leon will kill him- if mischa is successful in his attempts to distance the two of you, he'll be much more likely to kill him out of sheer annoyance if he's at a breaking point.
- you are going to be much more aware of leonâs normally hidden darker side in this scenario.
temperance is considered by all her peers to be a good, kind, classically christian girl. she grew up as an orphan raised by nuns, spending all her time in church. when she joins a convent in the inner-city, wanting to pursue the life of worship, nobody is particularly surprised. it all just makes sense.
what nobody knows, however, is that she feels particularly nothing about her religion- she just wants to very badly. no matter who is around her, no matter how many people she is around, she feels a painful & deep loneliness. she feels a deep emptiness, something she desperately wants a life of worship and community to fill.Â
the convent she goes to sometimes does charity events and community service events, helping the community. she especially likes spending a lot of time helping at the affiliated catholic school for elementary students. it helps with that ache inside her, a bit.
you, a good, nice, person, comes to that school for a day- to teach, to help out with a fundraising event, or simply to pick up your kid- it doesn't matter. despite herself, sheâs immediately and completely entranced with your beauty- she just canât help herself. she needs to know more. she starts unconsciously following you around the day, trying to talk to you. finding excuses to come over to you.
she is so overwhelmed with this feeling that she does not realize you are very obviously weirded out and are trying to get away from her.
she feels herself driven by long held back desires, feeling herself fall headfirst into the sins far faster than she would ever imagine she would. youâre her tempter, her dark desire, some sort of demon seducing her heart. but . . . she finds she still canât hate you for that.Â
the following days, she starts sneaking out of her room when the other nuns are sleeping, trying to see if she can find you. it takes a lot longer than she thought she would, given sheâs so sheltered from the outside world. she starts getting other nuns to sneak in magazines or newspapers for things that she thinks you might like, trying to understand you better. she keeps looking around at the names in the newspaper, hoping she can find a mention of you anywhere.
eventually, she does find you . . . but, the nuns are starting to get suspicious of her for her strange absences. her image and life is falling apart . . .
but, so long as she has you, she knows that all her problems will be solved. and for penance for her own sins, she will guide you to a better life herself <3
Find out who Temperance slept with back in the Age of Ultron days and whether or not she'll have to live out the rest of her days with toothy mouths on the crown of her head.