#yandere ocs

[be-xkyy]

╰› 𝑌𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑁𝑎𝑔𝑎

warning: sexual content, aphrodisiac, breeding kink, eggs, kidnapped, biting (twice), possessive, dirty talk, two cocks, big cocks, calls you "human" and "little human".

tagging list: @kthehoeforfictionalmen ★ @dreamlessnight ★ @riawrld ★ @darkuni63 ★

divider credits: @cafekitsune ★ @bernardsbendystraws ★

MASTERLIST

Yandere Naga who used to live in the forest like a king (no. not really) until he was captured and brought to a nature reserve.

Yandere Naga who doesn't like humans at all, always lets out threatening hisses and tries to attack the caretakers who enter his territory to leave him food or clean up his messes.

Yandere Naga who had already planned creative ways to get rid of his new caretaker (just like he did with the last ones) but what he doesn't expect is that it would be such a cute and delicious thing.

Yandere Naga who stares at you when you enter his territory to clean the place and leave him food, he narrows his yellow eyes, his pupils contract into thin slits and sticks out his forked tongue to taste the air —your smell... you smell delicioussss... like a mate...

Yandere Naga who from that day on stares at you every time you enter his territory lying on his rock, his eyes follow all your movements, he acts docile around you without hissing at you or trying to attack you, which causes the other caretakers to congratulate you for achieving the impossible, for making him adapt to you so quickly...

Yandere Naga who manages to identify at what moment you have your fertile cycles and creates a plan to make you his partner and mother of his offspring, he only needs to catch you off guard when you enter his cage for your daily chores, he must act when the other caretakers are not around.

Yandere Naga who can execute his plan with relative ease thanks to the fact that he became more "tame" that made everyone around lower their guard including you, one day when you enter his cage to clean he slides towards you quickly and wraps his tail around you tightly sliding quickly into the interior of his cave.

He drops you onto a nest made of branches, leaves and what look like old blankets, a clear attempt to make the place more comfortable, without giving you time to analyze what's happening he slides towards you, getting between your legs, his scales brushing the fabric of your pants and he sticks out his forked tongue sniffing the air before speaking.

"Your delicious rubber... like ripe fruit, I want to take a good bite out of you..."

"Wait! Wait! You can't do this! The other caretakers will notice that I'm not there, they'll come looking for me and when they find me they'll take me outside, they'll punish you if you do anything to me!"

Your voice tries to be firm but it's clearly shaky, he looks at you with his yellow eyes that narrow a little at your words, he hisses leaning over you until his face is right in front of yours, your breaths mix and he stares into your eyes without blinking, his words make your blood run cold.

"I will kill anyone who dares to come here to try to take you away from me. I will crush them until their bones break and their eyes pop out of their sockets, you are mine human~"

He hisses softly when your warm hands rest on his cold chest trying to push him away from you in a panic, he smiles at your fighting attitude and although I wish I could see more of that attitude unfortunately you are right that the other caretakers will start looking for you when they notice your absence so he must be fast, he grabs your head firmly tilting your neck to the side he opens his mouth and leans down sinking his sharp fangs into your soft neck making you let out a moan, he uses the aphrodisiac in his venom to make me more submissive and to make your body go crazy.

"What did you do..? Are you going to kill me..?"

"What?! Kill you?! Of course not! It's an aphrodisiac, it won't kill you, it will just make your body loosen up so it can receive my cocks, silly human~"

He smiles playfully as his venom quickly takes effect, he can feel your body heat skyrocketing, he sticks out his forked tongue which writhes as he smells your excitement permeating the air in the cave, he sees you writhing beneath him clearly uncomfortable and in pain from the effect of the aphrodisiac, he coos at you as he proceeds to quickly remove that ugly and rough uniform you're wearing and does the same with your underwear, his eyes studying your flushed naked body.

"Such a pretty human~ you smell so fertile I can't wait to lay my eggs inside you~"

"It hurts... please–"

He smiles as you can only whimper shakily, he rubs your dripping cunt his slender fingers tracing circles on your wet bud delighting in the way you shudder and your breathing becomes more labored, willing to not waste any more valuable time his scales seem to part and two terrifyingly large cocks reveal themselves making you shudder despite your daze but he chuckles as he takes one of his cocks in his hand bringing it closer to your swollen cunt.

"Don't be afraid human, your body was made to receive my cocks, you will enjoy it~"

He lets out a deep hiss as he slides his fat cock into your pussy, fascinated by the warmth of your insides that embraces him deliciously. You, on the other hand, are left breathless as you feel his cock stretching your poor walls as far as it will go, making its way into your channel, and the sensation is a confusing mix of pain and pleasure that makes you want to cry. He hits bottom and you feel his cock deep inside your uterus while his other cock rests on your stomach, staining it with precum.

"You feel so warm human~ I've never felt anything like this with any woman of my kind, I knew you and I were destined~"

He hisses and without giving you time to think he starts to thrust into you over and over again he pulls out his cock leaving just the tip inside before thrusting into your pussy again with a hard thrust, the sound of his thrusts and your moans fill the cave echoing off the walls, your pussy squirts on his cock and you feel dizzy at the delicious sensation his cock gives you, his scales scrape your thighs but that only adds to the overwhelming pleasure, his cock hits your cervix over and over again without slowing down or showing mercy, you're reaching the top when suddenly he stops making you let out a pitiful moan but he silences you with a playful hiss.

"Don't worry human you'll reach your climax~ but first I have to fit both of my cocks inside you~"

He laughs as you just let out a pathetic "uh..?" too fucked out to think, he pulls his cock out of your tight pussy leaving just the tip before guiding his other cock inside, both of his members slowly entering your pussy making you arch your back and let out a high pitched cry, you feel as if an arm is being shoved into your battered pussy, he senses your discomfort so he begins to rub tight circles on your mound trying to relax you, when he bottoms out your eyes roll back in your head, he takes a moment before he begins to slowly move as your walls squeeze him so hard.

"You're too tight on me— I'll give you some more of my venom to relax you human, that'll help us out a lot"

He wastes no time in leaning down to your neck biting just above the mark of his other bite, he injects you with a larger amount of aphrodisiac poison than before which causes the effect to be instantaneous, he feels your walls loosen little by little and your juices begin to drip making a mess and then you can't help but smile as he begins to move again, his cocks ram into you mercilessly he grabs your hips to hold you better while he listens to the high pitched moans that escape from your open mouth the erotic sight makes him move faster.

"That's it~ you take me so well little human~ keep it up~"

He praises you even though he's not sure you're listening to anything he's saying, he still keeps moving non-stop admiring the bulge that forms in your stomach every time he thrusts into you, his heads hitting your bruised cervix over and over again feeling himself getting closer to the limit he can feel you getting closer too by the way your pussy tightens on his cocks, he can feel your walls throbbing and a few seconds later you cum your juices dripping down wetting his cocks and scales, your pussy tightens him like a vice which takes him to the limit he gives you a few erratic thrusts until he cums inside you deep inside your pussy.

"Yessss~ very good little human~ take my eggs!~ keep my offspring inside this womb and give me beautiful children~"

Your nails dig into his arms when you feel something round the size of a tennis ball slide from one of his cocks into your uterus that stretches painfully to receive it, eggs. You sob when another egg follows the same path and another, another, another. You lose count of how many eggs he lays inside you, you can't do anything but receive them, when he finishes laying eggs his other cock fills you with sperm, you stay like that for a while when he pulls out you are sore, tired and uncomfortably full, your belly is so big it seems like you are nine months pregnant, he wipes the tears from your cheeks and kisses your lips looking into your eyes.

"Don't cry little human, you did very well I'm very proud of you. I put all my eggs in your womb and fertilized them I'm sure all of them will gestate without any problem... in a few months you'll be a mother, but for now sleep little human, I'll be here when you wake up~"

Exhausted and unable to do anything else you obey, you close your eyes and let Morpheus' arms wrap around you, he watches with adoration as your chest rises and falls gently, he decides to lie down next to you, he pulls you to his firm chest and wraps his tail around you protectively enjoying your body heat, the tip of his tail caresses your swollen belly and he murmurs in a dark voice.

"I will protect you and our young with my life, I will kill anyone who tries to take you away from me or tries to hurt any of you, it's a promise my little human~♡."

[darkbluekies]

advantages of being childhood friends with the ocs:

SILAS: no one would ever dare to tease or bully you, or ask you out because Silas WILL chase away any potential crushes. He is a trouble maker in school and will often have you along in his little gang, but would never let you take the blame, would always throw some of his other friends under the bus to make sure you're not included. No one would ever dare to mess with you in any way, bcause Silas is no stranger to fighting and he has gotten a lot of detentions for it. Growing up like this would have given you a VERY secure yet "dangerous" childhood, and Silas would never be able to let go of you. And maybe you would be friends with SIC instead of whatever's going on now.

DR KRY: he tells you everything. every thought, every fear. You get access to a part of him no one else has. You get to read his writing, get to help him with things. In school, you're the only one he talks to. The only one he can share things with (food, clothes, stationary etc) because to him, you are not germ-filled like everyone else. Growing up with him, you would be his most imporant person he could never live without ... and maybe he'd be more emotionally expressive.

KING EDMUND: He has no friends. The court wants him to focus solely on his duties as king but being his ONLY friend would give you access. He doesn't want to do anything himself, so he brings you on vacations, lessons, anywhere and everywhere. As his childhood friend, you almost becomes his "accessory", aka something he never leaves behind. He would give you everything you wanted and whoever scolds you or makes you feel less for being his friend, he would riot for you and then go raid the kitchens for cookies for you. Growing up like htis would make you SO shielded. Everyone would know you as "the crown prince's/the king's other half" and no one would dare to disrespect you.

JERRY: If you were in different schools and merely did activities outside together she wouldn't tell you how she runs her own little gang in her all girls school. She would always be happy with you, give you little trinkets she has stolen from other students. If you WERE in her school, she'd make sure no one ever picked on you. You would be under her protection, because no one wants Jerry and her gang to beat them up. Growing up like this would be dangerous, especially when Jerry's little school gang turns to being in real crimes, but she'd always try to keep you safe. WHen her family is murdered, you're all she has and she will leave the country, just like canonically, but this time to keep YOU safe. You'd also be the only one to call her by her real name.

HEDWIG: growing up with hedwig as your best friend would be like living in a fairytale. She refuses to go on her expensive vacations without you because it'll be boring and she'll have no one to talk to. She will give you expensive birthday gifts and have you do after school activities with her. You'd basically be one in the family and Hedwig's closest person. The media would write about the two of you, thinking how cute the two of you were together growing up side by side and never leaving each other. Growing up with Hedwig would give you a head start into her world, with her ent work, but also a girl that has never known how to function without you.

[hyacinth-in-a-haze]

Little titbits of my yandere ocs

Southern preacher prefers to keep you in stockings at home. He doesn't fully trust you to not run off if you had any sensible footwear. The only time your shoes miraculously appear is if he's taking you out the house.

Patron often bribes the opera house to make sure that you are chosen for roles rather than other more experienced singers. It's just show business after all, nothing personal, he also goes through your letters himself making sure to remove all the more...salacious ones from over eager fans.

Royal Aide prefers to dress your hair himself. Of course proprietary doesn't allow him to do so. Instead he settles for watching you be dressed with a sharp eye, barking at the handmaids when something is ever so slightly out of place.

Deadbeat cowboy is quick to do the domestic tasks on your homestead when he's home. You'll wake up not to find him in the bed beside you but outdoors hauling firewood or fixing a broken fence that's been in disrepair since your own father died. He likes the normalcy of earning his keep, acting like a husband though he's never put that ring on you himself.

Gentle, had he not chosen to kidnap you, would be absolutely beloved by your parents. He would find a way to endear himself to them within the first hour of meeting them. To the point that were he to say that you weren't doing too good so he's looking after you for a bit, no one would find it suspicious.

Concubine speaks a language similar to your original dialect. As his nation is right across the border from your tiny mountain province in the north of the empire. It's why when he murmurs in his sleep you're able to understand completely his hidden fears.

Outlaw enjoys to paw at you after he's had a whiskey. Pulling you into his lap and resting you against his chest, he is surprisingly clingy when drunk and quick to manhandle you into a almost constricting position.

[2smolbeans]

Old money and new money

(Male yandere ceo x newly rich darling)

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He came from a silver spoon, generations of buisness men, tailored suits, and a planned future.

You came spardically from entrepreneurship, creativity, dreams, hard work, and luck.

He was jaded. He had seen what the world was like. He had to prove himself over and over again, sacrafice his happieness to carry on the generational wealth.

You came from humble beginnings, in awe of the world with that hope in your eyes they knew the world would crush soon.

He was cut throat, straight to the point with his intentions with buisness endeavors.

You were laid back, chipper and tended to sugar coat your intentions to please your business partners.

He was a perfectionist, down to the crisp of their clothes and the neatness of their home.

You were chaotic, often a bit sleezy and forgetful about paperwork down to your daily schedule.

No one dared to cross him.

While people tended to step all over you, much to his dismay.

He couldn't blame you. You were a bit inexperienced with this type of life. You were practically a sheep thrown into a wolf's den. It's practically why you clung onto him when he showed you a bit of mercy, taking him as a friend rather than a potential rival. He found annoying at first. You were so stupidly naive. He felt like he had to do everything for you during that meeting when the two of you first met.

You were stumbling on your words during that meeting, introducing yourself. You were in a room full of black suits, and you were the only one wearing a colorful set he couldn't forget. He spoke up, asking you casual questions to help guide you through the introduction more smoothly.

After that, you just didn't leave him alone.

In his head, in all the ads he saw you in, interviews, social media, goddamn it even in his dreams he saw you and that awful smile that haunted him.

You weren't stupid, you were smart, and he was impressed with your work. You were really different from all the other bosses, buisness owners, and corperate CEOs he's met, including himself. You seemed to care about others, tended to do things as ethically as possible.

To him, people were numbers. To you, they were individuals with lives.

You really did stick out like a sore thumb in his life. It's why he wanted to take you in under his wing. He'd teach you a few tricks, of course, over friendly 'business' dinners, which you would probably enjoy.

You were his polar opposite.

And it's why he was so attracted to you.

Stalking you became a religious part of his schedule. Fantasizing about you became so consuming that it caused him to make mistakes in his work, errors he would have never made before. When there were others planning ways to bring you down, he would happily cause a scandal that would tear them to pieces. You had a company harrassing you to sell a part of your company? Within weeks, they went bankrupt. You were stressed with work? He had calculated ways to 'accidentally' bump into you and ask you out for drinks.

You wanted someone gone? Anything for you. Anything. Just name it.

His biggest wet dream was for you to work alongside him as an ally so that he'd have an excuse to visit you anytime. All he wants is to be with you. You were the only warm thing in his cruel world. Through meetings and through hidden eyes, he watched every aspect of your life. Pathetically, he wanted you so god awfully bad.

He's thought about it. Bringing up a contract to you, something for you to benefit from, to help you. Something that would legally bind the two of you together. God, it would be like the two of you were getting married.....

It's a bit shameful to him. The cold cut CEO, cruel with his work, practically on his knees like a dog for the new inexperienced business owner in town. He wanted you to grow your work. He wanted to see you happy. He'd sign any contract from you as long as it meant breathing the same air as you.

It would be perfect. He was from power and money, and you were from humble beginnings with a newly brought up company. His parents would approve of you for sure, marrying another CEO, let alone one that brought themselves up from nothing! You were kind and laid back, someone who would relax him with all his worries while he could be the man to guard off any harm to you.

Maybe one day he'll bring up a business opportunity that you couldn't resist. Maybe one day he'll get you to sign those papers that'll bind you to him for the rest of your life.

Oh, but a man could only dream for now..

[acosmicbee]

Sweet Daffodil

There were many rules in your small village. A plethora that spelled life or death for anyone who resided there. Some were normal. No business may operate past sundown. After the moon rises, curfew has begun, and no one is allowed out until sunrise the next morning.

But some of the rules were harder to follow. For example, the Feeding and the Paths. Your village lay in the middle of a dense, endless forest. No one had ever seen the other side, due to the path rule. The rule was as follows 'when in the forest, you must always stay on the path. No matter what you see or hear, the path is the only guarantee of safety. Do not leave it for any reason.'

Few people ever needed to use the forest paths, but that was where the Feeding came in. Whenever someone turned 16, they would be sent down one of the paths with a basket full of offerings for the forest gods. If they succeeded, they would come back. No one talked about those who failed, baskets found torn at the edge of the paths afterwards. 

None of your siblings had failed. Your brother went first but came back happily, the basket left for the gods. He was blessed with a beautiful wife and children. Your sister had gone next, and she was granted a faithful husband.

But you? You didn't want a spouse and kids. You just wanted to be alone and work on your hobbies, at least for a little while. It was a common practice for parents to marry off those who succeeded quickly.

You straightened your outfit and strode down the path, basket in hand. You were hungry, but your parents had put the best of your food into the basket as offerings, so you'd gone without breakfast. You wouldn't dare touch it. One of the rules was that once something was placed as an offering, it was rude to take it back without offering something of greater value. You had nothing else. 

It was a nice day. The sun shone through the trees along the path, creating speckles of light on the ground. Leaves littered the sides of the path, following the invisible border of safety, but the path itself was spotless. It was quiet and normal, just like any of the other paths inside the village. 

It seemed normal enough at the beginning. The sun was warm, and the breeze was cool but not cold. You could hear birds and the faint burble of running water. It just seemed like the things you’d hear in the village outskirts, nothing insane or scary like you’d heard of. 

That was, until you heard it. A faint whisper at first, so distant you couldn’t even place what it was. It blended with the sounds all around you, slowly getting louder until you could make it out on its own.

It was a voice, it seemed to ride on the wind and the trees, surrounding you. It was singing, you realized, a low buzzing hum that filled your head like a warm blanket. 

“When the spring first came,My daffodils grew green.Then a dry hot summer came,And stole them quick and clean.When spring should next revealMore daffodils for me,I'll keep them close.Never let them go.Save them from Summer's sting.”

It was enchanting, the voice. It filled every crevice of your head just right, pulling you with it. Entranced, you stopped walking, eyes wide as you stared off into the trees, looking for the enchanting singer. 

It took you a second to snap yourself out of it, righting your feet back to the center of the path. You had to continue forward if you wanted to succeed. Pushing past the thick honeyed lethargy that seemed to come out of nowhere. It was a challenge to keep walking, to force yourself to take another step forward.

The voice didn’t change, but you could feel its amusement. The urge to laugh suddenly bubbled up within you, and it was almost painful to swallow it down as you kept walking. You wanted to laugh, to be amused with the voice. You wanted to behave for it, to be noticed and treasured by it.

Or did you? Were those even your thoughts? You could barely tell as you forced yourself into the pattern of one foot in front of the other. You couldn’t think if you were just focused on walking. Just right, left, right, left. Over and over. That’s all you needed to do. 

A lone feather drifted onto the path in front of you, carried by a non-existent breeze. You stooped to pick it up, admiring the way it seemed to glitter in the sunlight. It was dark blue, almost purple, with gold flecks that seemed to shift with the light, forming tiny constellations only to break them the next second. It was unlike any feather you’d ever seen before. 

In fact, those patterns were just so pretty. So mesmerizing… You really could just stand here all day and watch them shift back and forth. So- no. No, you had to keep going. You had to find the end of this path so you could leave and never look back. Just left, right, left, right, left, right. 

Keep going. You could do this. You could ignore the voice. You were strong.

“Autumn steals away my leaves.Winter leaves me bare.Spring brings back my daffodils.Summer dries and tears.But when the summer tries to steal my daffodils away,I'll scoop them up and keep them safe,From Summer's deadly ray.”

Only it was so beautiful, so hypnotic. It felt like a nice warm hug, and you liked hugs. You really wanted a hug. You could feel yourself smiling, humming. Safe. It would keep you safe. That’s all it wanted to do. You were just a clumsy daffodil it wanted to protect.

By the time you snapped yourself out of it, you were right in front of the leaf barrier at the edge of the path, about to step across it. You could see a shadow in the treeline, golden glowing eyes staring out at you. You made eye contact for a brief second, and you saw. 

Universes living and dying. Species being born, aging, dying, going extinct. A volcano errupting, the ground shifting under a mighty earthquake. You watched stars burn out and die, exploding into colorful space dust. Asteroids colliding with each other. The nothingness and everything of space. For one second, you knew everything. 

Then it broke. You stumbled back into the middle of the path, gasping for air as your mind forced itself to forget. After all, the human mind was never meant to comprehend infinity. You could already feel it cracking, wavering under the pressure of the universe and everything beyond.

You gripped the feather tight, murmuring incoherently as you stumbled down the path. The sun felt swelteringly hot now, the breeze frigid. Your mind was screaming to take shelter in the trees, that everything would be better if you just followed the voice. If you just let yourself be happy. 

It wanted you so badly, you could feel it in your bones. Every step was harder than the last; resisting it was impossible. Eventually, you couldn’t do it anymore, coming to a stop in the middle of the path, panting as you stared at the shadow in the trees. It was beckoning you closer, and who were you, a lowly human, to resist a god? 

“Spring brings me the sweetest rains,To help the earth succeed.From each and every violet,To ferns and grasses green.Spring brings back the one thing,I'll save from Summer's day.My sweet and lovely daffodil,Will join me here today.”

It was too late by the time you realized it, snapped out of its control. You'd reached the edge of the path and stepped off of it, shoes crunching in the leaves as you crossed into the treeline. When you attempted to stumble back on, dropping the basket, you ran straight into an invisible barrier. There was nothing you could do, no way back onto the path. You were at its mercy now, at the mercy of eternity.

"Why so sad, sweet daffodil? You’ve done so well, now that you’ve listened. So strong for a little one. I’m sure you’re just exhausted after fighting for so long. Come here, I’ll keep you safe while you recharge." And then it was there in front of you. It was tall, almost as tall as the trees around you. It was feathers and fur and an amalgamation of living things, a being of nature.

Large feathered wings, multiple of them, sprouted from its back, but the feathers didn’t stop there, growing from its arms and chest before transitioning into black fur, speckled with the white swirls of distant galaxies. 

Its face looked humanoid enough, but you felt in your soul that it had changed itself to look more comforting for you. More normal. Molten gold eyes like pools of magma, hair the same ever-changing patterns as its fur and feathers, speckled with stars. Bone white horns sprouting from its head, trinkets strung between them.

It raised a hand to you, an offering. You found yourself stepping closer, reaching out to take its hand. It was warm and soft, despite the dangerous-looking claws it was careful not to scratch you with. And then you were light.

Warm and safe and one with the universe, with nature. It felt like a warm hug, and the next time you had eyes to open, you were in its arms, staring up at it and the trees around you and the endlessness of the cosmic abyss. 

"Such a beautiful rebirth, little one. You made it through like I knew you would, not like the others. You were always destined to be so much more than human. Let me show you the beauties of infinity." From the nothingness, a flower appeared in its hand. One, it gently teased you with, rubbing it against your face. A daffodil.

“I’m quite partial to these flowers, I must admit. So short-lived, but they foretell the end of Winter, do they not? The first sign of life. Just as you are my first little one to rebirth. I think it quite suits you. This forest is full of them when I want it to be.”

And then you were flying, above the trees and the village. Farther and farther into the deep forest. It took you to a clearing full of daffodils and soft grass and a gentle, warm breeze. And there it watched over you as you slept, gently running clawed fingers through your hair, smiling at the few stars beginning to appear.

You’d grow into your stars in time. Grow into your galaxies and reflection of the cosmos. For now? Now it was time to rest.

“Goodnight, little daffodil. May your dreams be sweet and full of warmth.”

[semisolidmind]

throwback of a throwback. instead of making a new vintage valentine couple this year, i revamped a few old ones and redesigned them

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Girl the gif you used in the last cheerleader and football team post made me thinking what if reader was really nerdy (ie any kind of special interest most people view as weird). Or if they mask it that they suddenly spring it on the 2 teams that they are very nerdy (like i am for evillious, twst, and enstars, evillious is vocaloid stuff btw).

Nerd Reader with Yandere Cheerleaders and Football Players

A nerdy reader fits right in between the cheerleaders and football team

They already have a dossier on your internet activity and outspoken interests of course they’d catch on pretty quickly

using that even more to secure the spot with you

“Hey (Y/n) I got to the third chapter of TWST that plot twist is insane.”

“What plot twist, I felt like it was all pretty straight forward for that chapter.”

“Oh the part where he used to be chubby! Could’ve fooled me! Bet he got some work done.”

“Like you did Catherine?”

“On second thought he probably just got rejected one too many times and just couldn’t handle not working out every day like you Andres!”

It’s like this every time

Both teams are one-upping the other with their knowledge of whatever’s got your attention now

Even if you spring it on them in conversation, they still hope to get you rambling away about it for as long as possible

After all they’re all just adoring of your dilated pupils and speedy rants

Even if they genuinely couldn’t care less about the game or series you’re so fond of

And just how nice is it that you get to take two whole clueless teams by the hand and get them immersed in the world you love

Which leads them to their next great idea–cosplay

Going gaga for prime crush material? Not to worry

You’ve got two teams with plenty of Mommy and Daddy’s money to share between them to dress up and maybe even get work done to match the characters you oh so adore

“Yoohoo (Y/n) lookie here…do I look familiar, by any chance?”

“OMGOMGOMGOMG Sateriasis Venomania!?!?!”

“Bingo! How do you like it? Remember my mom’s tailor made this for me…do I look good?

“Look good?! You look amazing!! Can I get a picture?”

“Sure thing, babe as long as you send it to me too.”

“Of course!!”

Their competition gets so intense some poor freshman of the cheerleading and football take it the hardest

Shaping their whole look and personality their on out based on your kin

Of course their captains will let them trample over one another to demonstrate their affections and let you fawn over them

“Poor poor rookies…do you ever feel bad that they haven’t caught on to the real strat, to get their attention?”

“Nah, if they can’t wise up, that’s not my fault.”

“Hmm that’s what I thought too….anyway (Y/n) you ready for our weekly play throughs? I’m just dying to get my hands on those new cards!”

“Oh yeah, coming!”

Be assured that they’re going to use this lovely trait of yours to wriggle into your heart and maybe while your busy gushing you’ll find space for them  

Who are they kidding they will be making space whether you want it or not