#temple twins

[incorrect-goneseries]

Lana: No kid wants a sibling! Caine put Sam in the dryer when they were 3!

Sam: You put me in the dryer?!

Caine: Hang on, it wasn't because I hated you! It was because Mom said it wouldn't run with a kid in it and I knew it would.

Diana: it's like a sickness...

[reythemandalor]

Caine: Punch me in the face.

Sam: Punch you?

Caine: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Sam: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

[reythemandalor]

Caine: I'm just saying, next time I'm gonna get you.

Sam: I'm just saying I beat you twice.

Caine: The second time was a tie.

Sam, sarcastically: Sure you did. And the first time?

Caine:

Caine: There were no witnesses the first time.

[reythemandalor]

Connie: I guess you’d like to know how it all happened. 

Caine: I think I can figure it out. I guess I was born, and then everyone started lying their asses off. 

[reythemandalor]

Edilio: Okay, I've called you all to this meeting because some of us don't seem to get along.

Sam: Caine and I are literally the only ones you called here.

[reythemandalor]

Caine: Yesterday Edilio told me that if Diana was mad at me, I should just close all the jam jars tight, so when Diana needs to open it she’ll have to talk to me

Caine: And last night she wanted some jam

Sam: So she asked you to open it?

Caine: She broke the jar, Sam

[reythemandalor]

Caine: If anyone kills you I will fight them to the death.

Sam: Don’t you want to kill me?

Caine: Only I can kill my baby brother.

Sam: I’m older than you. 

Caine: Details.

[reythemandalor]

Sam: Drake! My arch-nemesis!

Caine: I thought I was your arch-nemesis?

Sam: I have a life outside of you, Caine.