incorrectgoneseriesquotes

Incorrect quotes from the best book series ever

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Sam: We're throwing away perfectly good food just because it is ugly?

Albert: Looks matter, Sam. You should know that, being the prettiest person in here.

[cinno]

predicting an ahsoka show beach episode

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I’ve been rereading a series that I haven’t read for at least a decade? If anyone remembers the Gone series by Michael Grant? So yeah time to draw some of the characters!

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Astrid: This is Little Pete. He is a ten bar.

Quinn: Fucked up child is what that is. Look at him! He's choking people.

Sam dying in the background.

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Astrid: Diana, can I talk to you for a second?

Diana: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Sam are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Astrid: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

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Is this account still alive???

i mean. yeah i'm around

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Quinn: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.

Edilio: Thanks. And if I may return the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less irritating.

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Astrid: I got busted using the goggles to observe an owl. It was perched above my neightbour’s bedroom window. They thought I was watching them have sex.

Astrid: As if their unremarkable form could hold a candle to the feathered glory of a western screech owl.

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astrid: You killed her!

dekka: Actually I believe she died of natural causes

edilio, checking the body: Knife to the neck

astrid: I thought you said she died of natural causes?!

dekka: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck

brianna, nodding: What would be unnatural is if she survived

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sam: Do you think we went overboard with the party decorations?

brianna: Nah, it's cool.

sam: The backyard is on fire.

brianna: Aesthetic.

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sam: i’m a fighter, i’m on alert even when there's no danger!

astrid: sam, that’s ptsd.

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still think gone series has the best and most honest depiction of female characters i have ever read

yeah sure it isn't flawless writing. but all the girls have their own shit going on, emotions, they aren't perfect people, they are all different and while following some archetypes, they aren't stereotypes.

these are characters with life and emotions and flaws and various traumas and relationships they just make them feel incredibly authentic.

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caine, sarcastically: I love disasters.

diana: Self love is a healthy thing.

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dekka: what’s up?

sam: oh nothing, just thought i’d come see what--

sam:

sam: this room used to have four walls.

brianna, to dekka: i told you he’d notice.

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Diana: I’m out. Eight hours is the most I’ve ever spent alone with any other person. It was the worst experience of my life.

Quinn: What about when we travelled to Sacramento together? That was about eight hours.

Diana: …

Quinn: Oh, I see what happened.

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Sam, to Quinn: I am so psyched to have two weeks of holiday, sitting around doing nothing.

*astrid enters*

Astrid: Here is your holiday itinerary. Are you ready for some non-stop, meticulously scheduled fun?

Sam:

Sam: Yep.

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Edilio: Sanjit, you'll be working with Lana and Diana.

Sanjit: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone: *blanks stares*

Sanjit: … Of people on a team.