#teomitl

[notapaladin]

Acatl: Seriously, Teomitl, how many people would you have killed if I’d asked you to? Teomitl: That’s not important Acatl: I DISAGREE.

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Teomitl: What are you eating? Acatl: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Teomitl: I like you, don't I?

[notapaladin]

Acatl: I know how you must feel. Teomitl, doubtfully: Do you?? Acatl: Lost. Alone. Hopeless. Teomitl: Oh, so, yeah.

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Acatl, to Teomitl: The absolute nerve to come into my life. To make it better by your very existence effortlessly barging into the misery and depression fortress that it took me years to build. Shameful

[notapaladin]

Acatl: When I die- Teomitl: No, you won't. Acatl: ...Teomitl, when I die- Teomitl: Not before me you won't. Acatl, vehemently: Absolutely fucking not.

[notapaladin]

Acatl: That was my sarcastic voice. Teomitl: It's your regular voice. Acatl: I've been told that.

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Teomitl: Can you keep a secret? Acatl: Do you know anything about my life? Teomitl: No I do not. Good point.

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Nezahual: Teomitl, my old friend! Teomitl: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Nezahual: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.