#tequila?

[theprettyprinceofsin]

my little tequila shot

wha-where'd you get that idea from? *laughs nervously as i hide baby's stash of alcoholic drinks*

[charmedrumblings]

I prefer spiced rum myself. Like a pirate.

[sluttybeard]

i’m about to drink in the bathtub

[rogueshamrock]

Wait omg so very few actual people know of my twitter so whenever real friends follow me it lowkey (kighkey) sucks cuz I can’t tweet freely anymore and I’m panicking now and tweeting on tumblr bc here only porn blogs and clickbaits follow me so i'm safe. 

[ausimosa]

BLW by force...

I loved the idea of BLW with Ian and tried to be all like “he won’t choke” but I did worry so I always ended up feeding him and he was game.

Harry refuses to be spoon fed. So, I sit here as he literally leads this BLW business and I tell myself “not today Satan, not today! My son won’t choke today!” He just chumps always.

What the first one didn’t teach you, the second one will!

He’s currently eating chicken mushroom Marsala, Brussels sprouts and for a treat ¼ of a Apple & Banana TJ fruit bar.

He so stinking cute!!! Forge on BLW 🙄

[makeitrainforest]

[evora-eriu-mclaggen]

•3•

Send me a •3• and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to your muse as a poem from mine

I remember there was mist.Love me cancerously,I miss the misery.It’s been a long road down the river deep ‘n wild.Destiny.

[thatlittlethingcalledhope]

The hardest part of packing things to move back in for next semester is deciding what alcohol to bring.