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[/slams his hands on Jorge's work desk] you, me, a couple dozen beers, and a lord of the rings marathon. You in?

My answer was already yes in the second part, but the rest makes it even better. [lame flirting is lame] My place or yours?

But lemme tell you how Peridot went from homeworld annoying trash to crystal gem badass trash in my concept

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next boyfriend

Wrong person.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

I don’t.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass

I really want to go back to work. Can you stop?

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

I’m more found on fast food.

I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

I think you’re aiming on my wallet. Get the fuck out.

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

This is cannibalism.

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