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No TY
This is entertainment, but I'm open to possibilities.
(also her entire profile)
Why don’t I open my okcupid profile with “I’m just here to make fun of people on my tumblr. Open to dating or fucking though.”?
Major turnoff. There’s no fucking way I’m going to respect you, if right out the gate, you aren’t respecting my online presence.
All this chick’s profile pictures are the same angle, same shot, same smile.
And her smile looks like she’s trying to make a troll face. Or trying to smile while not crying.
Sorry.
And according to this article, a shitty smile leads to a shitty marriage.
I’m only hating because I want a happy marriage!
Terrible Profiles be like:
“Nice good looking girl”
This is terrible. This is an incomplete sentence, no punctuation, and it doesn’t back it up in any way. Not even the profile picture backs it up. Resting bitch face, angry drawn on eyebrows...
***DISCLAIMER: IF YOU DON'T READ AND FULLY UNDERSTAND THIS, DON'T CONTACT ME******
It's always a good sign when someone starts of their profile like this.
Hint to dudes:
Listing "tanning" as one of your interests will likely only garner attention from a very specific type of girl. And that girl is not me. So don't bother sending me a message!
hey [redacted] hows it going?
Just got this from someone whose entire profile is: "Trying to meet somebody interesting".
As with many things in this world, you get out what you put in.
Hint:
Don't say that you graduated "cum laude" on your profile. Nobody cares. Especially if it's only "cum laude."
Have 3 dogs but would like to get a cat and some day be able to own a pig. I love pigs.
