#terribleredbeast

[mintydeer]

"Honestly, I am very surprised that you get such good reception in the woods," Az mused. "How come mine isn't as strong as it should be considering that there is very little forest around my home to interfere.."

i have no idea?? maybe it’s because i wish REALLY hard for the net haha—ok no uh.

i have no idea??  my forest is kind of weird, like it’s full of some really freaky things.

so a strong wifi connection isn’t that hard to find.

sometimes it craps out at random times though so i guess..there’s that.

[terribleredbeast]

"Vile, vile lies!" Az shouted as she shut the door. Pesky, nosy folks....

[askrossiel]

"Rossiel?" Az called as she approached the home. She'd come by to check up on the girl, see if she was feeling any better after her run-in with Az's toxin. She'd felt awful about this and had brought a peace-offering to make up for it. She tapped at the door with the knob of bone on her tail-tip. "You alright in there?"

"Az?  Er... h-hold on.  I am... n-not decent," she called back, still startled by the lowered pitch of her voice as she fought her way into the loosest article of clothing she owned.  The night-shift was tight about her shoulders, but it did not split the way her work-dress had, so it would have to do.

Hesitantly, she cracked open the door.

[askrossiel]

// I wonder what 'Siel would do if she were suddenly male. XD

//Most likely freak out about her vocal range suddenly not being where it used to and her clothes not fitting and how ridiculous a gwib looks and how does it even work what is this nonsense

[conversationswithsmaug]

"Smaug, it is incredibly annoying to have to constantly crane my neck backwards only to end up looking up your muzzle. Is there any way you could possibly shrink yourself into a more... manageable size?" Az asked, "I'm getting tired of having a crik in my neck and looking at dragon-bogies when I'm talking to you."

"Too bad, for this is my only size. I am hardly able to change my form; I would claim it to be impossible if it were not for a drake I came across who could do so. Besides, It took many years and great effort to reach this size and it would be a pity to waste it." 

[conversationswithsmaug]

terribleredbeast replied to your post:Monster Ask: Shapshifter.

"Unfortunately, I can imagine it," Az was mildly surprised by the answer, "And while I won’t say most folks deserve it… you’d probably end up enthralling more maidens than kings."

"There are more women than kings to be sure, but I fail to see why you would say such a thing. Are you implying that my hypothetical human form would be handsome by their standard?" he joked, brow raised. 

[conversationswithsmaug]

terribleredbeast replied to your post:Splendorous Smaug, how do your wing-arms work? Can you show us a diagram? Some of the artists who would wish to immortalize you in art wish to know,

[[YES, oh thank you mysterious anon because now I’m going to go do the art-thing for Smaug. Gosh, I want to do anatomy things now too.]]

((I honestly thought that anon as you))

[conversationswithsmaug]

Monster Ask: Shapshifter.

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself? 

"Hmm," the dragon tapped one claw against his chin. "Perhaps the ability to shape-shift, it seems terribly useful. Can you imagine the number of kingdoms I could enthrall in dragon-spell under a human guise?"