#terror mail

[askthedragonriders]

astrid i dare you to say something nice about everyone on the edge

I know I come off as harsh a lot of the time, especially towards Snot and the Twins, but I just want everyone to push themselves to be their best... and not seeing that frustrates the everliving hell out of me.

But I guess... their best doesn't have to be the same definition as me at my best... Maybe that's something I have to learn. -Astrid

Glad you're finally recognizing that I'm the best me I can be, babe~ Haha- oOW!! OW OW OW!! -Snotlout

On second thought, maybe I don't. -Astrid

[minlout3heathlegs3ruffthrokfan]

Snotlout: S-So, um, Mindo... I was wondering...

Minden: Yes?

Snotlout: W-Would you like to exchange Terror Mails with me?

Minden: What's a "Terror Mail"?

Snotlout: It's when you use Terrors to send letters to someone or someplace far away. I-I'd like to continue communicating with you in the future. If that's alright?

Minden, smiles: I'd like that, Snotlout.

Snotlout, beams: Y-Yeah? Great! Ah... Ahem! I mean, yeah, naturally you would.

[vehemourn]

thinking about terrible terror variants

[dreamworksdragons]

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[askthedragonriders]

To all of the gang: what would you name your first chicken in stardew valley

Chicken is a good girl, can't imagine having another chicken. -Fishlegs

Also we... wouldn't be able to care for more than one. We've got dragons, after all. They require lots of attention, too. -Hiccup

Tuff would be the only one able to care for more than one chicken, anyways. -Ruffnut

We already travel so much, no need to go somewhere else for a chicken. -Astrid

Unless it's for dinner. I'm hungry. -Snotlout

Get your eyes off Chicken, now. -Tuffnut

[askthedragonriders]

What's it like being cousins, Hiccup and Snotlout?

Snotlout has a tendency to force himself into situations that don't involve him and if there isn't a problem, he'll make one. He's stubborn and antagonizes us all a lot. It was the same for me when we were kids. Although now I guess... we do get along better and he's good at telling me what I do wrong. Shame he can't do that for himself. He started it when we were five, anyways. -Hiccup

Hiccup is obnoxious and pretentious. He thinks he's so smart. I mean, sure, he is but he's not great at listening to anyone that isn't him. I have great ideas and can tell him EXACTLY what he's doing wrong but he never listens to me. Although we... get along fine overall and I would maybe punch someone for him. Maybe. I dunno. He says I started it when we were five but I think that's horseshit. -Snotlout

[askthedragonriders]

Can you please say something nice to snotlout for me they hate to see a boyfailure winning

Snotlout is important to the team and we all care about him. He cares about us. I guess we have... funny ways of showing it. -Hiccup

I COULD NOT BREATHE! -Snotlout

Now you can. -Astrid

You'd think it'd get through his thick skull that he will always get Astrid Level consequences when he messes with her. -Ruffnut

I think he likes it. A lot. -Tuffnut

You're all freaks!! -Snotlout

We love you, too. -Fishlegs

[askthedragonriders]

for fishlegs, serious question what’s the best rock to lick

Salt is objectively the best. Melanterite is sweet, but also very metallic and has a bitterness to it. Not bad, but probably depends on individual taste preferences. -Fishlegs

But it's such a unique combination of flavors! -Tuffnut

Probably shouldn't be licking rocks, anyways. We don't always know what minerals make up the rocks and it could make us sick. -Fishlegs

Live a little. Meatlug eats rocks all the time. -Tuffnut

She's a Gronckle, Tuff. -Fishlegs

And your excuse? -Tuffnut