#httyd incorrect quotes

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[whateverexplodesyourboat]

yay I did another one (first one)

[dylacola]

[autumndragon]

httyd characters based on things my patients did during my hospital internship, enjoy!

hiccup: calls for help because he can't find his other shoe and he wants to walk, forgetting that he just got his leg amputated.

astrid: entire bed is drenched in blood from her wound but doesn't call the nurses because she didn't think it was a big deal.

fishlegs: tries to help the nurses with medical procedures on himself because "they're working so hard and he doesn't want to be a bother".

ruffnut: calls the nurses for everything despite being able to do it herself, once called them to hand her the glass of water that was on her nightstand.

tuffnut: puts all of his home medication into a plastic baggie, asks nursing staff what pills are in the bag bc he can't remember.

snotlout: pretends to be in pain to scare the interns when they're practicing because he thinks it's funny.

heather: is never in her room, shows up in the weirdest places, will take the elevator to other floors to have a look there in the middle of the night.

dagur: is put into isolation because he has a contagious illness, is also delirious, and when the nurse uses the intercom sits up in bed and thinks god is talking to him.

gustav: tries to use the call button as a phone because he misunderstood the "call" part.

[random-incorrect-things]

Ryker: I’m going to kill Hiccup!

Hiccup, completely monotone: Oh no. Don’t.

[httyd-totally-accurate-quotes]

Hiccup: Years ago, in the middle of the night, I had a nosebleed so bad, I was covered in blood

Hiccup: So I went to wake my dad up. He opened his eyes to see a bloodsoaked boy in the dark saying, "Please help," and to this day, I can still hear him screaming

[dontgetcaught256]

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*

Ruffnut: So what have you been up to recently?

Hiccup: Leading a revolution with Astrid.

Ruffnut: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

Hiccup: *sighs* Of course you did.

Hiccup: Anyway, have you heard from the others? Tuffnut?

Ruffnut: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Dagur?

Hiccup: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Snotlout?

Ruffnut: Cult leader.

Hiccup: Yeah, that sounds about right.

[lys-og-varme]

Dagur: You're my favorite person

Hiccup: That explains why I'm still alive

Dagur: I like you

Hiccup: That sounds threatening coming from you

Dagur: When you said "do whatever you want"...

Hiccup: I didn't mean it literally

Dagur: Oops

Hiccup: We don't need to solve everything with violence

Dagur: But it's my love language!

Hiccup: That explains a lot

Dagur: When you smile like that, I lose my composure

Hiccup: I didn't know you had one

Dagur: What are you doing?

Hiccup: Thinking

Dagur: About me?

Hiccup: About how to stop you from setting something on fire

Dagur: That counts as thinking about me

Dagur: What does "personal space" mean?

Hiccup: It means you stop standing within two inches of my face

Dagur: I can't hear you from that far away

Hiccup: You can't just barge into my house like that

Dagur: Technically, the door was open

Hiccup: You opened it with an axe

Dagur: Details

Hiccup: Not everything can be solved by yelling

Dagur: Have you tried yelling louder?

Dagur: If someone kidnaps you, I'll come rescue you

Hiccup: What if you're the kidnapper?

Dagur: Then it's a surprise date

Dagur: I saw you talking to Astrid

Hiccup: It was just a normal conversation

Dagur: I don't like it

Hiccup: Not everything revolves around you

Dagur: It should

Hiccup: You can't solve everything with violence

Dagur: Not with that attitude

Dagur: You know what your problem is?

Hiccup: I have a list

Hiccup: It's not always black and white

Dagur: I know. Sometimes it's "Hiccup" and "the rest of the world"

Hiccup: Violence isn't the answer

Dagur: It depends on the question

Dagur: You know what we have in common?

Hiccup: Trauma?

Dagur: Besides that

Dagur: Have I told you that you're my favorite enemy?

Hiccup: That's not romantic

Dagur: It is to me

Dagur: You're my favorite person to argue with

Hiccup: That's not a compliment

Dagur: It is to me

Hiccup: You can't just adopt every dragon you see

Dagur: Can you?

Hiccup: That's not the point