#teschmacher

[chancestook]

“ THAT'S,   LIKE,   SUPER uncool that he treats you like that,   @teschmacher.   don't you ever get tired of it? ” / sc.

[livingsymbol]

HE WON'T EVEN comment that they shouldn't be staying up this late, talking about absolutely nothing over a tub of ice cream. he won't mention that the body needs eight hours of sleep to function at it's best! or that eating this late probably isn't a great idea either. you're welcome, @teschmacher! how they got on the topic of eve's sex life is not something adrian is entirely sure about. usually he just lets the blonde guide the conversation & continues on from there. this was just the sleepover topic of the night! were all sleepovers with girls like this? sharing intimate details without a care in the world?

“ yeah, but, he's, like, one of your best friends, right? ” no offense to lex, of course, but adrian couldn't seem to fathom how anyone would befriend the man. eve truly was a saint for that! “ i mean, why else would you bond with him like that? ”

[ataviisms]

taylor: you think that dog -points to crocodile on screen- wait...

[jademight]

green bitch

"Now I know Bargain Bin Barbie didn't say what I think she said."

[hackxr]

@teschmacher liked for a one-line [ accepting ]

— — — “It uh… it might be a better view without your phone in front of your face, ya know.”

[venimiss]

how can you say that?

❛ 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒   𝑖𝑡'𝑠   𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑒.ᐟ ❜   noémie   bit   back,   and   she   bit   back   hard.   she   was   like   this   sometimes;   wild,   angry,   and   unreasonably   cruel.   especially   to   those   she   loved.   it   wasn't   fair.   she   knew   it   wasn't,   but   it   didnt   stop   her.   there   was   something   inside   of   her   that   craved   the   turmoil,   and   it   grew   paranoid   when   things   got   too   good.   ❛ 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒   𝑎   𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑧𝑦,   𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑦,   𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙   𝑤𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒   𝑜𝑓   𝑚𝑦   𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔   𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒.ᐟ   𝑔𝑜   𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦   𝑜𝑛   𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟   𝑝𝘩𝑜𝑛𝑒,   @teschmacher.ᐟ   𝑔𝑜   𝑠𝑖𝑡   𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦   𝑓𝑜𝑟   𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟   𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒-𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑   𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑠.ᐟ ❜

𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌 𝟏𝐗𝟎𝟏 & 𝟏𝐗𝟎𝟐,      always   accepting.  ↪       always feel welcome to continue asks into threads     !!

[apolytia]

" diana, why are you still sticking your tongue out? it isn't snowing yet. "

❝ I am practicing! Professor @teschmacher's Selfie Midterm Exam has been referred to as being particularly exacting, and I am not one for failing my exams.

It would do me no small benefit to use my free moments to practice technique, reaffirm the validity of my face card, and maximize my understanding of my good angles.

What do you think of this one, Spartan? It's my strongest showing yet, I'm told! ❞

[awbro]

[ ·˚ ༘₊· 𖣠 : ̗̀➛ ] @teschmacher

" guy's got what? armor? magic? super powers? "