#tessaractis

[magioffire]

"Hey. Hey. Check this out- penis. BLAST." somewhere, specifically a room over, a jar explodes into a million pieces- but only one jar and nothing else. A middling sized jar, actually. There wasn't anything in it. Congratulations! You have a mess now. :)

"Oh, that's nothing. Watch this -- penis and vagina blast." The moment he spoke those stupid words, every single vase and glass within the room spontaneously combusted. He's not the one who cleans up the messes around here, anyway. That's the power of the fae, baby. "You just witnessed the most secret of Dokkalfar magic. Tell no one what you've seen here."

[d-d-disgusting]

"anything could be liquid if you try hard enough- what, don't you get basic biology? y'know, uranium 'n that shit?"

... Squinting. Unsquinting. Squinting again. Why should he expect anything more sensible from Candid. “You..Y-you are describing melting as if it is biology. You know this?” .. ”Are you melting uranium?”

[revunant]

"i think it would be real cool and sexy if everyone in the world turned into a one ounce sized chocolate gummy shark."

" Did you know? If everyone in the world was blended up into a chocolate gummy shark, the chocolate gummy shark would only be one kilometer long. "

" Boggles the mind. "

[magioffire]

Injecting this video directly into Vali's brain meats.

vali: thank you for infecting me with memes i don't understand

[bleedinghearth]

sneezes. sneezes again. sneezes again. sneezes again. sneezes again. sneezes again.

"Mate- MATE- fucking- did you- aw, jeez- did you fucking grip the flour too hard again?"