#tessellation29

[alyharania]

I am also drunk on a Thursday night and seem to recall a thread between you and me and maybe christey or Kristine on Tumblr forever ago where we had some excellent ideas for how to maximize the benefit from removing your boobs. Lazers and full-on bionic wings were recommended. I believe a metal-detector-proof flask was also mentioned. If not, it should be recommended now. Find a doctor who will demolish your boobs & plant the seeds for world domination in their place by making you all powerful.

i am also recalling this thread and these ides are Correct and True

laser boobs and/or a boob flask are CLEARLY the FUTURE all these fucking doctors need to get on our level and upgrade my life already

[alyharania]

wed bed behead: Phryne Fisher, Bucky Barnes, Sarah Manning.

Tess this is the meanest thing you have ever done to me.

Okay fine:Wed: Bucky Barnes. Boy needs a stable something in his life, and I’d be chill if other folks were in and out of the house. Also, he’ll probably need legal protection for extradition purposes and to get him in and out of hospitals, which marriage can only help.

Bed: Phyrne Fisher. All day. Every day. So much. All the time. Let’s be real here–mama doesn’t wed, but she’s AMAZING in bed. We all know this.

Behead: Sarah Manning. BABY LET ME EXPLAIN. We all know if any motherfuckers come to kill themselves some Sarah Manning, it ain’t happening. The woman is a survivor. She will fuck you up. SO, if I MUST send head hunters after someone, it’ll be Sarah Manning, because they will fail. I briefly considered marrying Sarah and letting Bucky fend for himself, but at this point, I am honestly more sure of Sarah’s ability to power through and survive than his.

Tess you are THE. WORST.

[superb-fairywren]

Pride & Gluttony!

Pride: Something that I like about myselfI like that I have an almost encyclopedic knowledge about utterly useless facts that allows me to win at games like Smart Ass

Gluttony: One of my favorite foodsRaspberry-blueberry lemon muffins - I make ‘em myself and they are so good

[alyharania]

Faerie, Siren, Genie, Succubus

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Steal the Declaration of Independence. Classics never go out of style.

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

I would make the US Government forgive everyone's student loans, start handing out free candy as an apology for being such raging dickwads, and then, I don't know, make them figure out free healthcare or something. Don't you start telling me it's unrealistic. I don't care. 

This is brought to you by the notice that I have to start paying the federal gov'ment in 34 days, according to their GIANT MOTHERFUCKING PACKET OF DOOM, and the fact that A THIRD OF WHAT I PAY THEM WILL BE INTEREST.

I hear France is lovely this time of year, and has very obnoxious extradition treaties with the US.

So does Chile.

I'm just saying.

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

I would like a functional body, thank you very much. Even ignoring the whole pain thing, I make a lot of weird creaking noises and it's kind of obnoxious.

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

Modern medicine. That and sharp sewing scissors to trim thread. I have one pair that has rounded edges and are pretty dull and are the worst thing ever. 

[alyharania]

4, 11, 18, 29!

4. do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?

i mean, aly is technically a nickname, and i'm used to people calling me by it--like, i'm more used to reading aly and hearing my full name, if that makes sense? but nah. my name's fine. the other options were madeline and natalie, apparently, neither of which would have worked at all. 

11. describe your ideal day

home, with cool people in my apartment (that is my apartment shared with people i like or just mine),  watching dumb tv, eating tasty food, and people who want to sit in the corner and read/write/do crafts being allowed to do so and they can join in on conversation when they want. basically a big collection of my favorite people hanging out in my space where everyone goes home at a decent hour and i can go to bed at midnight because i am old and turn into a pumpkin at midnight. 

18. what’s your patronus?

This cat.

Or a margay. Because they are like tiny, pretty ocelots that live in trees and by themselves and prefer to exist at night. 

But mostly the first cat.

29. three songs that you connect with right now.

a good idea at the time - ok go

trap door - stars

sour cherry - the kills

[superb-fairywren]

Grif, Andy, and C.T.!

Grif: Potato. All the potato.

Andy: FUCK YES - and now that i’m going to be an aunt (AND I’m working a lot around children) I need to clean my shit up

CT: I like it when people call me Sadie. Elyse calls me Sars, and people at work have started calling me Mooncat because of my last name.

[alyharania]

Askbox spam that you just reblogged: Similarities with 3 of your OCs!

i'm trying to think about three i've yammered the most about on tumblr.

Holly: evil bisexuality, love of van gogh and the impressionists, favorite color is green, would always rather uproot and move and keep growing rather than stay and grow stagnate and know everyone

Gabriel: evil bisexuality, the ability to go from $250 a Plate Benefit Dinner Classy to Trashiest Bisexual at the Dive Bar in .35 seconds

Jamie: stress baking, terrible taste in music, red glasses, propensity to get glitter on everything ever, getting back up again and doing it on my own

[alyharania]

tessellation29 replied to your post:loling 5ever three people just unfollowed me and...

how did people survive following you for any length of time if being anti-nazi caused them to un-follow?

I have literally no idea.

Like.

None.

I think I made a post a few days ago yelling about how pissed I was that the Holocaust arc and importance was being taken out of Wanda and Pietro's timeline in the Avenger's stuff, so like. It's been mentioned really recently and vehemently that I don't like Nazis. 

And even disregarding the Nazi thing, like. That's the thing about me to make you abandon ship? Really? After the SebStan Incidents and the Thesis of Despair you leave because I'm anti-nazi? FOREVER AMUSED.