#tessuzi

[mdxotta]

Tried drawing Tessa

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[gathering-teeth]

Tesszi time

The injuries are from the toxic Tesszi I drew a bit ago (Save for Uzi’s eye bandage, of course)

[mygreatdespair]

Waiter! Waiter! More toxic yuriful tesszi, please!!!!!

[cybernetic-programming]

:P

tessuzi :3

[kachapura]

She stands guard over humanity

Solver drones must be destroyed

[t4tessuzi]

any ADULT tessuzi fans in chat because i have a fic of them and i LOVE writing their dynamic.

[amphithere564]

Honestly looking at MD and it's selection of fine brewed possible enemies to lovers pairings and like. Damn, we for real got some good ones here. So obligatory thoughts on them since I need to post (instead of reblog) more then once a blue moon.

1. Voll. Gang if we're talking about enemies to lovers ships in MURDER DRONES, then of fucking course Voll is number 1. It may not be my favourite but it's undeniably the king of this type of pairing. It's well known (comparatively to the others here ig) and easy to reasonably do in any au or headcanon series or whatever else because the baseline is practically there. Not even practically, it just is. Doll's whole shtick on the surface (read: without five seconds of digging) is hating on V with the sort of ever present premeditated vitriol that every rapper wishes they could carry with them, she hates her guts and canonically impales them too. She takes time out of what was probably weeks to slowly kill off people she probably knew, Doll was willing to throw Lizzy to the wind (deserved (I have my thoughts on Lizzy but those aren't important here)) and ruin her reputation in front of the whole school JUST for the chance to kill someone who has been stuck in her head day in and day out for years. Yall seen how she already carries the picture of V around too, that's prime time yearning. And what's funnier is that V herself doesn't actually like, make this pairing worse in a "oh they hate each other so it's a bit harder to get them together" way, no, even in canon she tried her damn HARDEST to project an aura of smug entitlement to her actions upon Doll's parents. "Didn't even taste that good", utter refusal to acknowledge that her actions caused other people problems (ik this is more plot thing because that's sort of related to V's arc but it still applies here too), being stupid obvious about your backstab plan on Lizzy? Girl are you trying to ragebait her? because you like seeing Doll fume and seethe and get all red and scary... See, the enemies to lovers writes itself.

2. Purplemalice. Nori and the woman who literally gave the "Nori is evil" fuckin bombshell, Alice's entire existence in MD seems to be shortened down to being the interesting underutilized side peice who also significantly impedes any Nori related actions. I don't even need to give an example of Alice hating on Nori because that's as before stated, practically half her character. Asides from Alice's side of this tho, Nori actually offers a fun way to play the pairing due to how she literally never once acknowledges Alice's existence in any shot/hidden detail or dialogue. Alice having a one sided hatred for some goth chick who would undoubtedly drink ungodly amounts of monster energy drink if given the chance will never not be peak.

3. Codegold. Only reason this is here instead of being in fourth place is purely by how popular it is making it more heard of then the ones below it, but otherwise it's sort of washed down compared to the other ships here. J hates N, N tries to be nice with J. It's even more one sided hatred then the above pairing and that actually makes it just as interesting. Especially with how these two are both actually more entangled throughout the show (sharing scenes and whatnot) then either of the above pairs. There is TIME, in this fast as fuck paced show for it to show you that these two aren't all sunshine and whatnot, which said time is almost always used to show J beating on N somehow and N being a bottom until it's any scene set post pilot. Which is, admittedly like one scene but still.

4. Rebzi. Slept on considering it's slow unpopular despite having every hallmark of a good enemies to lovers pairing. Uzi probably hates Rebecca's guts (can be further greenlit by the fact she had to have let Rebecca's top half get away during camp) and Rebecca has canonically taken actions to trample down Uzi's popularity even if small ones more akin to reinforcing Uzi's place in the school social ladder (the book throw and insinuation that Uzi will go to prom alone, despite that ending up the opposite as Uzi ended up with N and Rebecca is CANONICALLY ALONE WHEN CALLED OUT BY LIZZY lmfao.). They hate each other, it's that simple. There's easily angles on what they were like in the past considering there has to be a reason Rebecca puts effort into harrassing Uzi despite everyone else just, casually disliking and forgetting her so there's past Rebzi stuff as possible answers. And then there's the obvious camp stuff one can do for this pair, Uzi going after Rebecca out of spite. Rebecca flirting with N to get on Uzi's nerves (probably not canon since she didn't know they were together in the first place but still.) both girls constantly having each other in their thoughts in a "I need her to suffer" way. Maybe.

5. Tessuzi. Even rarer and high-key carried by whether one believes Uzi is a sheltered and brash enough kid to still be racist towards what is canonically a dead body. This pair is so wack considering how little screen time Tessa (the real one, even if Cyn was playing dress up as her, all those actions were still Cyn's interpretation of Tessa and thus, not actually Tessa.) and how intent Uzi is on her kill all humans shtick. This one is kind of just here compared to the rest imo, I'm tired. Tho, there's something to be said about Tessa (the real one, in some au) hating on Uzi for being the "new random hate filled solver drone who continuously endangers N" lmao.

Idk why my brain said to do this but yeah, this has been done.

[gathering-teeth]

Moot hear me out👀👀👀

Tesszi but Uzi a Eldridge horror

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