#testified-chan

[dracodigiamazzi]

testified-chan replied to your post:…Is anyone doing anything for Earth Day?

I would be finishing my garden but I am sitting at a hospital for the third time this month, surprisingly not for myself either.

So that... sounds like a no?

[stayawayfromjazznliquor]

testified-chan started following you

whalecome ive run outta smart things to say to new followers

[bastardkind-archive]

testified-chan replied to your post:everyones doin neat stuff and im just sittin here...

I’m in the same boat.

right like wow damn i mean i know im a productive and good-looking member of society but if i cant impress people on the internet wtf am i doing with my life

[smug-glasses]

testified-chan started following you

welcome to the darkest loneliest corner of the entire internet

dont mind the spiders theyre my friends

actually im part crow so sometimes i get weird urges to eat bugs and spiders so theyre probably not my friends

not that im gonna eat them

i mean come on i have some fucking self control jfc

[constellatia-blog]

testified-chan replied to your post:Hey Chuffy. What's up?

No, it’s better today. I broke up with Joseph last night so today I have spent taking care of myself and resting I have been good to myself this evening.

Did he do something bad. Are you hurt. Do I have to break some verbal legs.

[constellatia-blog]

testified-chan replied to your post:Do you ever try to be badass but end up looking...

That’s you when ever I am around.

God damnit. I can't tell which is worse, my tendency to stumble over my words or my tendency to stumble onto my ass.

[doucheygucci]

testified-chan started following you

Congrats.

Youre my 100th follower.

[constellatia-blog]

Knock knock.

Whose there?