Feb 8, 2016
HELLO YES THE GRINDR INCIDENT IS THE TIME MY FRIEND TOLD ME HE FOUND HIS SCHOOL PRINCIPAL'S PROFILE ON GRINDR
robyn wtf do ur friends do in their free time what the FUCK
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HELLO YES THE GRINDR INCIDENT IS THE TIME MY FRIEND TOLD ME HE FOUND HIS SCHOOL PRINCIPAL'S PROFILE ON GRINDR
robyn wtf do ur friends do in their free time what the FUCK
where the HECK do u find all this weird ass fanfic I mean first the glasses now lobsters where is your source friend
a magician never reveals her secrets ;^)
they don't leave any place they go unless Jake has seen EVERYTHING there is to see, from stuff like the Coliseum to little hole-in-the-wall spots that r probably p sketchy but JAKE NEEDS TO SEE EVERYTHING
and dirk just eats it up b/c he loves jake so much and he loves seeing him so excited
Jake talks about how he's always wanted to travel the world but since he always took care of his grandmother he never really got the chance and Dirk was like "well now you can pack ur stuff where do u wanna go first" and Jake's face just LIGHTS UP
jake just reaches up and kisses the shit out of him b/c god fucking dammit dirk is the best husband in the world and they go to rome first
they go to Jake's (formerly his grandmother's) private island for their honeymoon and it's great
yeah and they have a lot of fun like they cuddle and watch movies and go on walks and stuff
(ahhh sorry I went out to eat but I'm back now) omg Dirk would be so angry and Jake would be so embarrassed ahhhh lmao Dave is such a little shit here I love it
dirk looking very enraged and jake covering his face with his hands pfft and SAME
Dave probably made sure all their friends were in the same hotel as them so when they come out of their room the next morning everyone is like "so hey we heard u guys last night" and Dirk just shrieks "BROOOOOOOO!!!"
“didnt know u were a bottom bitch dirk” “I AM FULL OF RAGE”
OMG WHAT IF DIRK PROPOSES TO JAKE DURING A MOVIE PREMIERE EVENT AND DAVE JOKES LIKE "what the heck man ur stealing my thunder" BUT HE'S REALLY SOOO HAPPY FOR THEM AAAHHHHH
DAVE IS LIKE “hey i bet sex on wedding night will be great” B/C DAVE WONT SHUT UP AND DIRK JUST STRAIGHT UP SLUGS HIM IN THE ARM AND JAKE DOES DOUBLE PISTOLS AND A WINK