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Teuffel: You’re scamming him?

Alles: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Teuffel: What? No way.

Alles: Why not? We already stole Mii-chan.

Mii-chan: Hey guys.

Teuffel: No, we didn’t. Mii-chan is a talking cat, he can do whatever he wants.

Mii-Chan: I wanna steal.

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Teuffel at NAMM 2017

Foyfoy: Where have you been?

Teuffel: Asleep.

Foyfoy: For two days?

Teuffel: Yeah.

Teuffel: Your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to it. “Here comes the warmth slab,” it thinks.

Crea: Wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesn’t spill beans all over me again who the fuck eats beans in bed.”

Crea: Stop reblogging this new year new me I haven’t spilled beans in bed ONCE this year.

Crea: uh oh

Alles: How do three men in their twenties not have $800 between them?

Teuffel: Um, they’re…

Foyfoy: The economy is in shambles.

Teuffel: Why are we stopped?

Janua: The light’s red.

Teuffel: THERE’S NO RED LIGHTS IN A CAR CHASE

Ros: When straight people assume I’m one of them I feel like a gay secret agent.

Alles: Lesbionage.

Alba: Bi spy.

Teuffel: It’s an ace case.

Alf: Pan with a plan.

Elf: ...secret gaygent.

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