Incorrect Quotes From Senyuu

Incorrect Senyuu quotes! Posts are uploaded randomly because tumblr hates the mod Submissions - OPEN Please send through asks or (preferably) submitting.

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Alba: What if one day I got hit by a truck?

Ros, internally: I'd run over to help and be really scared to lose you

Ros, externally: I'd be the one driving the truck.

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Ros: What? Look I'm not that fond of taking big risks, especially with my life on the line. Why don't you send Alba and a dummy instead? They're both expendable.

Alba, in the background: Asshole!

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Ros: did you know that even with seatbelts people die in car crashes all the time? i thought that was interesting.

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Salt: People who ignored the “Don’t try this at home” warning, what did you do?

Lake: Cut a grape almost in half and put it in the microwave. Sweet ozone fumes.

Crea: So what you’re saying is we need to get a microwave of split grapes to the atmosphere then start it to refill the ozone layer?

Elf: Interesting tidbit about this - ozone is only important in the stratosphere. In the troposphere, it actually acts as a greenhouse gas, plus it’s toxic. I don’t really remember why though, but it has something to do with UV.

Alf: Correct. Stratospheric ozone acts as a barrier from radiation coming from the sun, whereas troposphere ozone acts more as a blanket keeping the heat that is radiating back off the earth inside the atmosphere.

Ruki: … So what you’re saying is we need to launch a bunch of microwaves filled with grapes to the stratosphere?

Ros: “The Gang Solves Global Warming”

Alba: *hums always sunny theme*

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Alf: I am at a lost for words!

Elf, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Alf proceeded to yell at me for the next ten minutes.

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Alf: Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away, and I think that’s beautiful.

Alba: How much sleep are you getting?

Alf: Not enough my guy.

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Ros: So

Ros: Who broke it?

Ros: I’m not mad. I just want to know

[awkward silence]

Alba: I did. I broke it

Ros: No. No, you didn’t. Elf?

Elf: Don’t look at me. Look at Alf

Alf: What? I didn’t break it

Elf: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Alf: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken

Elf: Suspicious

Alf: No, it’s not!

Lake: If it matters - probably not - But Crea was the last one to use it

Crea: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Lake: Oh, really? Then, what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Crea: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everybody knows that, Lake!

Alba: Okay, okay. Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ros.

Ros: No! Who broke it?

Alf: Ros, Salt’s been awfully quiet

Salt: Really?

[incoherent shouting]

Ros, to the camera: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it

Ros: I predict, ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick

Ros: Good. It was getting a little chummy in there

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Lake: I'm so happy, I could hug you!

Salt: Uh...neat.

(later)

Salt, lying face down on a bed: I can't believe I said "neat", Crea. Neat. I said neat! It's the goddamned 21st century, nobody says neat anymore! But I said it anyway. Wanna know why? Because I'm a huge loser.

Crea: Hey, don't beat yourself up over it. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember when Shii-tan and Alba confessed to me?

Salt: Didn't you...thank them?

Crea, looking off into the distance: I thanked them.

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Foyfoy: I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation.

Foyfoy: Do we have a fire extinguisher?

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Elf: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “a.”

Alf: You thought you just did something here, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Elf: Fuck you

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*playing cards*

Ros: *shows card* Ace of spades!

Ruki: *throws Uno card* Card +4, I change it to green!

Crea: *shows a Pokemon card* Pikachu, I choose you!

Alba: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN PLAYING?

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Update

Tumblr won’t let me schedule quotes without automatically scheduling it for the very next day at a specific time.

I’m not sure what this means but most likely the blog will be very slow on its posts as I’ll have to begin manually uploading them. I can’t guarantee I’ll be on top of it because I forget easily so I’m really sorry if this blog begins to die out.

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Alf: He's making a list, he's checking it twice

Alf: He's gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice

Alf: Santa Claus is calling you out!

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Elf: im cold

Alf: what? [removes jacket] i TOLD you to bring more layers but you DIDN’T listen, and now [piles scarves on him] I’VE got to make sure you don’t freeze to death [takes someone else’s hat] how long have you been cold?? you should’ve said something sooner

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Crea: Why is Ros crying?

Alba: he found out I‘m married.

Crea: But…. You are married to eachother.

Alba: He is very drunk

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Crea: Alright, give me your hair dryer.

Ruki: What? What are you talking about?

Crea: Don't you carry one in your bag?

Ruki: Have you ever met a human girl?

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Crea: Do you carry your hair dryer in your bag?

Alf: Of course. I'm not an animal.

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Ruki: Crea, you're a genius!

Crea: Yup, I get called that a lot.

Ruki: A genius?

Crea: No, Crea.