#teutonictemptress

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teutonictemptress

Things sure had been weird lately. Deadpool found himself feeling pretty lonely now Agent Preston was gone; his missions felt generally more isolated and, surprisingly, he missed the contact.

Deadpool wasn't completely without friends, however, he still had his faithful pilot buddy Ilaney. Last he heard, she was moved into her new place. Wade remembered that, upon their last parting, he told her that things would be "all up" from there. He was very wrong.

Still, dropping in unannounced and uninvited wouldn't hurt now, would it?

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xxx

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teutonictemptress replied to your post:OOC

There’s been a UK printing issue with a whole bunch of titles this week including; All-New x-Men, Black Widow and Avengers. They’ve been shuffled over to the 29th. Boo!

Ahhh thank you so much!

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teutonictemptress started following you

[Pardon Wanda while she stares.  There's something naggingly, painfully familiar about the girl--

Oh, Christ.]

Ilaney?

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OOC

My prose thread with the fantastic teutonictemptress is, 169 notes later, exactly one year old today. For a thread which has been an average of 5 or 6 paragraphs per reply to last that long and remain entertaining is pretty cool in my book.

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teutonictemptress replied to your post: 3, 14 >:3c

Please note that I am not in the habit of seeing your underwear, and that you will -never- be seeing mine (even though you may have a nice-shaped butt). Danke.

Ilaney, you flatterer, you.

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DEADPOOL?

-Too busy laughing-

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CAN YOU TURN IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?

Again, only Tumblr’s engineers can do that.