#tevan kinly

[emolionsrawr]

buck: i'm emotionally horny

tommy:.... run that by me again sweetheart?

buck: i don't know how to explain it, i'm craving, but emotions

tommy: do you mean you want a cuddle?

buck: YES!

tommy: THAT'S NOT HORNY!!

buck: i'm horny for affection baby get over here and cuddle me!

tommy: alright baby, but only if you stop calling it horny

buck: deal

[emolionsrawr]

buck: if a cow and a pig had a baby, would it be a pink cow or a black and white pig?

tommy: pink cow

eddie: i beg your finest pardon my good sir?

buck: if a cow and a pig had a baby, would it be a pink cow or a black and white pig?

eddie: asking the question wasn't the problem

tommy: you've known buck for years how aren't you used to this yet?

eddie: i have no idea, anyway there's already black and white pigs so i'm gonna say pink cow

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buck: *mumbling*

tommy: whatcha up to babe?

buck: sh sh sh i'm in the zone

tommy: oh sorry

*three hours later*

buck: HEY BABE WANNA KNOW HOW ACRYLIC YARN IS MADE?!

tommy: uh, obviously! how is it made?

buck: okay so acrylic yarn is made from a coal based and petroleum chemicals, making them fossil fuels! the petroleum chemicals is treated with certain monomers, which is a type of molecule that leads to the formation of polymers! acrylic fibre and yarn are made from a synthetic polymer called acrylonitrile!

tommy: oh wow, that's really interesting baby *kisses buck head* what made you deep dive on acrylic yarn?

buck: huh? oh! i somehow got to crochet tok and got curious, but do you know what that means babe?

tommy: what?

buck: everyone who crochets dinosaurs with acrylic yarn is making dinosaurs with dinosaur juice

tommy: dino juice-

buck: dino juice!!

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*first dance at the buckley-kinard wedding*

*beauty and the beast starts playing*

buck: you didn't

tommy: i did

buck:

tommy:

buck:

tommy: baby?

buck: *tears up* i love you so much you dorky little shit