#text np

[thetinystar]

[ text ] rachel/puck

RACHEL: So post-show I made a quick run to the Boots down from our hotel and I may have picked up another pack of cigarettes for you.

RACHEL: But only because it seems like we've all had better days and not because I condone the behavior.

RACHEL: I won't be your mule.

[theyearofthestar]

[ text ] rachel/puck

Rachel: Send nudes.

[ horrified, the following morning ]

Rachel: Clearly in her tipsy state my mother thought my phone was her own.

Rachel: Please send nothing of the sort.

[thetinystar]

[ text ] rachel/puck

RACHEL: So...

RACHEL: 2-person seder?

[theyearofthestar]

[ text ] rachel & puck

PUCK: why the long face

PUCK: that’s cute as balls

RACHEL: Well now I know why my mom was 1. so happy on Sunday, and 2. so exhausted.

RACHEL: And if you turn #2 into another sexual joke I will find wherever you are in the city and kick your shins.

[theyearofthestar]

[ text ] rachel/puck

PUCK: [ WRONG # TEXT ] help i keep wearing shelby’s sweater because it smells like her

RACHEL: I'm going to assume you intended to reveal such a delightful insight to your sister from another mister. Still...

RACHEL: https://i.imgur.com/rHNnLG6.gif

[theyearofthestar]

[ text ] puck/rachel

PUCK: sport, the mat is awesome but hearing my lil girl call me papa is the best present of all. do u think hallmark would do a hanukkah movie about us?

RACH: Hasn't #NotMyPresident outlawed any celebration that doesn't involve Merry Christmas-ing?

RACH: But I'm glad you enjoyed the gift, and I hope you enjoyed the holidays, too.