#text post edition

[kermitbread]

Kou: I accidentally ate some of Hanako's donuts. How long do you think I have left to live?

Nene, looking from his shoulder: Ten

Kou: Ten what?

Hanako, taking out his knife from behind Kou: Nine

[godsamongusrpg]

lois: please don't be dead

lois: please don't be dead

lois: please don't be dead

clark: i'm not dead

lois: i'm going to kill you

[godsamongusrpg]

zatanna: hey, wanna see a trick?

john: last time you showed me a trick it took two weeks for me to revert back from a rabbit

zatanna:

zatanna: wanna see a trick?

john: yes

[godsamongusrpg]

billy: I'm going to the store, do y'all want anything?

diana: to spread peace

arthur: to be immortal

bruce: for hal to shut the hell up

oliver: a quiver that doesn't run out of arrows

clark: I want my parents back

billy: okay but... I only got like 13 dollars

[godsamongusrpg]

artemis: what color are diana's eyes?

jason: the warm chestnut color of well worm leather when the sun comes out after days of rain

artemis: what?

jason: i said brown

[godsamongusrpg]

orm: you're drunk

arthur: i'm not. i've only had half of four bottles of wine

[godsamongusrpg]

hal: FOUR MONTHS

barry: what is he talking about?

carol: it's not that big of a deal -

hal: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS

[godsamongusrpg]

zatanna: dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at john's coffin* couldn't stay alive