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baby girl your speech patterns make no sense. im in love with you
lmao get loved loser. get absolutely fucking treasured.
yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now
*points to your lap* is this seat taken?
i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first
netflix and chill? more like intense intellectual conversation then rough sex.
has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore
*dad voice* absolutely not
you may have disappointed god, but i for one could not be prouder
you know the friendship's real when there's a rumour you're gay for each other
what if i rubbed my face on you like a cat because i love you? huh? what then?
vibe check! *gazes at you tenderly from accross the room*
thought this looked fun. any misspellings are intentional in keeping with the original text of the post.











