#text: sharcarters

[kxtepryde]

@sharcarters

[📱to Agent X ] I need you to do some recon [📱to Agent X ] top secret [📱to Agent X ] deep cover [📱to Agent X ] deep deep cover [📱to Agent X ] my whole life depends on this right now [...] [📱to Agent X ] can you find out Thor’s hair care routine?

[greatestarcher]

@sharcarters sent 14﹕ a  text  sent  while  half  asleep

[📱to Gretchen Wieners ] why do naps always make you feel like you’re between two planes of existence [📱to Gretchen Wieners ] am I hungry, or am I going to throw up? [📱to Gretchen Wieners ] what year is it [📱to Gretchen Wieners ] has Bezos been robbed for all he’s worth yet or should I go back to sleep