Apr 18, 2021
texting: aaron
Margot: 1/16th of the credit is not nearly enough. at least give us 1/3rd!
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texting: aaron
Margot: 1/16th of the credit is not nearly enough. at least give us 1/3rd!
TEXT 📲 ANDERHUMMEL
AARON: I’m fine, having some drinks while Kurt is sleeping in his room.
BLAINE: if you are actually /fine/ after the Franco fiasco and now your dad being arrested I'm going to be very worried about you as a person, Aaron.
BLAINE: I'm sure Kurt is his usual mess and you feel like you have to be strong as always but... you don't have to be fine right now. No one would blame you.
TEXT 📲 HUMMELBERRY
JOEY: Serps are closer to fangless legless lizards all show no venom.
JOEY: I left more damage in my wake than I got.
JOEY: I do have a few bruises from the some asshole I used to bang but I think they're pretty
JOEY: I regret I didn't didn't nut up like Dani and take some snake skins with me on the way out.
JOEY: where are you?
TEXT 📲 BLAARON
AARON: It wasn’t a problem, Blaine. I was partly responsible for you getting nightmares anyway, and that Frozen movie wasn’t entirely awful.
BLAINE: You weren't responsible at all.
BLAINE: I'm 22 years old and if I can't handle a horror movie or I still have nightmares over such a silly thing it's my own fault.
BLAINE: I told you, you'd enjoy Frozen. I'm still sad I didn't get you to really sing. You're a tough nut to crack, Hummel.
TEXT 📲 ANDERHUMMEL
AARON: Hey, Blaine. I was, and I’m perfectly fine. Went to Pop’s right after for some food and I’m looking forward to a real bed tonight so my body can stop aching but I’m a-okay.
BLAINE: How can you be perfectly fine when you were arrested?!
BLAINE: Your own dad put you in a jail cell??
BLAINE: What happened?
✘: a HATEFUL text
[text]: how is it that men can so easily get into shape and look like (as emma stone says) "photoshop" and yet us girls have to bust our asses in the gym?! so not fair and I hate you for it. lol jk I don't hate you for it and you probably work out loads as well. I just think it's scientifically known men have better luck losing weight and toning than women!
✉: a text that WASN’T SENT
[unsent text]: any chance you wanna come be a ken in barbie?
t e x t: Happy 30th Birthday, Margot! Hope your day is filled with so much love and happiness.
[text]: can we go around saying I’m turning 30 please? 32 isn’t even old but still! Haha thank you, Aaron! I hope you and Jo are having the best time in the Maldives!! ❤️