A drunk text
text: if i cazll you tmorow crying just pls bfg fd bring me food n water on ur break. thx
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A drunk text
text: if i cazll you tmorow crying just pls bfg fd bring me food n water on ur break. thx
A bad idea text
text: i was just saying, you deflect the 911 call and i’d split the cash with you, idk why you got so uptight about it, it was a great plan
A frustrated text
text: hypothetically speaking, how does someone return a portable traffic light they hypothetically brought home whilst drunk without anyone seeing text: also how do you get it to stop flashing like a mfing disco text: ... hypothetically
text| Andrea
Bailey: do you ever think about how we hug panda toys but actual pandas never get hugged?
Bailey: sometimes it keeps me up at night.
text - andrea and dana
Andrea: Time for someone to go grocery shopping.
Dana: how do know I need to go grocery shopping?
text|| Andrea
Celeste: i just wanted to let you know that i still think youre super hot
Celeste: and if you ever wanna do that threesome thing again lmk
Celeste: or if you want cheap drinks since i work at the bar
text|| Andrea
Andrea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quinn: Thats surprisingly accurate to how I feel today.
Quinn: Why are you feeling that way?
text - andrea 🎤🦄😬
Ezra: so i just watched the 1975's music video for the sound and i've come to the conclusion that we've got our band aesthetic all wrong