#text:boo

[sofiadeavalor]

TEXT ✉ BOOFIA

Sofia: Good evening, Boo! At least, I hope this is Boo. If you gave me a false phone number to get out of doing any part of our project that would be very disappointing and lacking in creativity!

Sofia: Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about the terms and conditions of raising our unnamed child (who first and foremost needs a name, of course, they can choose their own gender - well, not CHOOSE, you know, but inform us of what their gender is, we can't assume these things).

Sofia: And basically those terms are... they stay with me at all times. You can have supervised visitation when you want, of course, but getting an A on this project is a crucial part of my future babysitting business!

[sofiadeavalor]

text 💬 boofia 💗

Sofia: I've been watching a particularly romantic television show as a brief reprieve from schoolwork, and it helped spur me to send you a daily 'I love you' reminder! Hopefully you're more secure in my affections now than you were before my unfortunate departure, but it still never hurts to share what's on one's mind and express my fondness, does it?

[montybadun]

text 💬 booty 😇

Monty: If anyone asks why a wheel fell off of Stanley's desk chair when he sat in it, I was with you studying all night and definitely was not at my cottage.

[sofiadeavalor]

text 💬 boofia

Sofia: She said she couldn’t date someone who considered being a Pokémon Master a significant accomplishment in their life.

Sofia: I personally think ambition is ambition, even if it IS misplaced, but that's beside the point!

Sofia: I just thought you should know that this is the sort of negativity that your band mate emanates!