#text:karmen

[zevonchanca]

text 💬 zevmen

Zevon: Your dad's not gonna ban me from your wedding, is he? Because I'm the fucking life of every party.

[margovasilovich]

text 💬 kargo

Margo: Soooooo let's rank the best and worst parts of Valentine's Weekend!

Margo: Hadie getting into a bidding war over me at the auction! Carter buying you for like a kajillion dollars! Romeo declaring that he's going to woo me because he wants to exclusively date me! Anything else crazy that happened to you that I don't know about yet!

Margo: And gooooo!

[djcygnet]

text 💬 karj

DJ: So uh, before I ask this, I wanna start by saying no offense to you because this is just as much on me.

DJ: But I was watching AuraTube videos of our press tour over the summer and not going to lie, our kisses looked kind of lame.

DJ: Would you be down to practice sometime? You know, so we look less stiff in front of the cameras.

[carterlabouff]

text 💬 cartmen

Carter: Would you think it was awful weird of me if I said that even though we're in the same place again, I kind of want to keep writing letters to you?

Carter: [unsent] Getting your letters back was the best part of my whole summer.

[addisonpendragon]

text 💬 kardison

Addison: Okay?

Addison: I still think llamas are too cute to wear on your ugly Christmas sweater but I don't have any room to judge because I maybe decided to wear this instead!

Addison: [https://i.etsystatic.com/10048888/r/il/776866/1706713746/il_570xN.1706713746_oqq1.jpg]

[malcolmmaleficent]

TEXT ✉️ KARCOLM

Malcolm: Hey so... Not sure if you're into the whole music festival thing, but if you're like me and planning on skipping Walt Fest this weekend, I was wondering if maybe you'd wanna go out instead? Like, with me? On a date?

Malcolm: If not that's cool! Just figured I'd like... throw that out there.

[toridarling]

TEXT || KARTORI

Karmen: I would tell you if you wanted to know but I must warn you, it isn’t for the faint of heart…which you aren’t, so you’d actually be a good audience for it and they do say that if you tell someone your nightmares they won’t come true, so I might have had a dream that involved several llamas swallowing a spoon and transferring it from one spitty mouth and throat to another and then forcing me to eat with it and just NO NO NO thank you! Pizza is always good for dinner, though, I suppose, as long as it’s not all the time. Anything with peppers is good for me :)

Tori: Wow, suddenly I understand the term drama llama, because your brain has SO MUCH llama drama. Don't worry, I think I would have noticed a big old animal wandering into our house - I'm always on high alert for them, I don't even let cats inside because I don't want to bug you, and you know how much I love them. I can't do it all the time, either, but no silverware seems like a sign that we're overdue :-p Is peppers and pepperonis cool?

[margovasilovich]

text 💬 kargo

Margo: I love you to the moon and back.

Margo: But I do noooooot love dairy free ice cream. Is it going to poison you if I eat real ice cream in the same room as you? I just can't pretend tonight!