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text 📲 harvon

Harry: Just got told that I should take the costume off 'cause Halloween isn't for another 2 months.

Harry: PLEASE tell me that's cause enough to run him through.

Zevon: They just don't mcfucking have any style.

#text #text:harry #asuharry #//idk i'm only on my laptop to buy world series tickets oops

text 💬 ziego

Zevon: your head is too far up your ass.

#//random number 110 #//seemed on brand for them so went ahead and did all three you offered as possibilities lol #text #text:diego #asudiego #thediegodevil

text 💬 zenior

Zevon: I caught him masturbating to the Mario Bros. theme song. I’m marrying him.

Zevon: *burying him. Fucking JMNI, murder's a thing.

#//there was a game where jmni was a thing so i'm just making that siri now lol #text #text:gastonjr #asugastonjr #gastonthejr #//random number 196

text 💬 zj

Zevon: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

Zevon: But we need to mcfucking get a boat strong enough to have that cannon on it because the way the blast sounds is WAY cooler than modern shit.

#text #text:cj #asucj #hookedoncj #//random number 132

text 💬 zelle

Zevon: I still don’t know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

#text #text:elle #asuelle #ellecharming #//random number 120 #//since they're in drama club together lol

text 💬 zenior

Junior: Hey man, I think it's kind of cool. At the very fucking least, it's unique. And EWWW. I can't tell what's worse, the idea that Dizzy is old enough for my dad to perf on or the idea of your mom trying to fuck ANYBODY. That lady was like dust held together by hate.

Junior: OKAY, SO? I WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?

Zevon: [read]

#text #text:gastonjr #asugastonjr

TEXT 😤 ZJ

CJ: UGH, the fact that people HAVE non-pirate dig sig o's makes me want to SCREAM. Why does he think some stupid prissy girl is worth his time? And her boobs aren't THAT big but whatever, we shouldn't allow it anyway. Non-pirate sig o's take too many rations and slow us down, UNLESS they get super cool pirate skills by then and join. (PERFECT!)

CJ: That really does make her such an easy target that it's almost sad.

Zevon: [read]

#text #text:cj #asucj

text 💬 zevmen

Karmen: That's not a nice way to describe somebody! But it would be somewhat of a funny wild goose chase, at least, in theory! Like if it happened in a show or something.

Karmen: I'm preeeeetty sure Harley Quinn was still judged and also imprisoned a few times but if you could avoid that then yes, it'd be quite the life! They do make comic villains seem really fun, don't they?

Zevon: [read]

#text #text:karmen #asukarmen

text 💬 zencer

Spencer: omfg if you kill me, i'm haunting you for the rest of your life.

Zevon: [read]

#text #text:spencer #asuspencer #//lmfao he probably went off to plan something bad to do to spencer like a weirdo

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auradonstate-events:

Basket Number 56

This basket is filled with soft white and yellow flower-crowns, a gingham blanket, and pink and white mugs. To go along with the mugs, there’s a selection of fruity teas, sugar, and cream. The heart-shaped plates can easily be filled with any of the crescent rolls, fruits, array of loose berries, macarons, or a slice of a fruit tart. It’s a pretty pink basket that favors berry flavors and a cutesy aesthetic, perfect for taking feeling the Valentine’s Day spirit and taking adorable Insta photos of it!

Basket Number 56, made by @ekatarinaromanov, was won by @zevonchanca !!

#asuevent015 #scrapbook #asukat

fairy godmother

If she isn’t just biding her time waiting to use her power to take over the world as part of a long-con, then she’s even more of a sad sack than I already thought.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

#ask:anon #answered #answered:howdoyoufeel #Anonymous

the other drama club members

All mcfucking lame compared to me and @hookedoncj, but D for trying, which is better than most people.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

#ask:anon #answered #answered:howdoyoufeel #Anonymous

people who don't take you seriously because you use words like mcfucking

Their choice to make, their choice to regret someday when they least expect it.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

#ask:anon #answered #answered:howdoyoufeel #Anonymous

your captain and the rest of your crew mates

Well, nobody made me be a pirate, or made me pick @hookedoncj, I just did it because she’s mcfucking awesome. And if the crew meets her standards, then I guess I won’t fuck them up anytime soon.