text 💬 zevmen
Zevon: Your dad's not gonna ban me from your wedding, is he? Because I'm the fucking life of every party.
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text 💬 zevmen
Zevon: Your dad's not gonna ban me from your wedding, is he? Because I'm the fucking life of every party.
text 💬 kargo
Margo: Soooooo let's rank the best and worst parts of Valentine's Weekend!
Margo: Hadie getting into a bidding war over me at the auction! Carter buying you for like a kajillion dollars! Romeo declaring that he's going to woo me because he wants to exclusively date me! Anything else crazy that happened to you that I don't know about yet!
Margo: And gooooo!
text 💬 karj
DJ: So uh, before I ask this, I wanna start by saying no offense to you because this is just as much on me.
DJ: But I was watching AuraTube videos of our press tour over the summer and not going to lie, our kisses looked kind of lame.
DJ: Would you be down to practice sometime? You know, so we look less stiff in front of the cameras.
text 💬 cartmen
Carter: Would you think it was awful weird of me if I said that even though we're in the same place again, I kind of want to keep writing letters to you?
Carter: [unsent] Getting your letters back was the best part of my whole summer.
text 💬 kardison
Addison: Okay?
Addison: I still think llamas are too cute to wear on your ugly Christmas sweater but I don't have any room to judge because I maybe decided to wear this instead!
Addison: [https://i.etsystatic.com/10048888/r/il/776866/1706713746/il_570xN.1706713746_oqq1.jpg]
TOTALLY SPIES → KARGO
TAGGING → Margo Vasilovich & Karmen Inka (@karmeninka)
TIMELINE → Mid-January 2020
SETTING → A bookstore in Auradon City
SUMMARY → Margo and Karmen let curiosity get the best of them and decide to spy on Carter and Hadie’s first date.
@karmeninka:
Really? Thanks! I tend to like things with clear safety protocol and getting injured isn’t as scary as maybe getting sick, at least in my book. How do you manage getting bruised by the bolts every time though? That is a talent – maybe your form just needs improvement! I can spot you, if you’d want.
Really? Maybe it’s because I’m accident prone and I’ve never gotten anything weirder than like, a mild case of the flu, but being injured has always been way worse for me. It’s really hard to keep up with people when you’re hobbling around on crutches with a broken leg, and getting left behind sucks! I don’t know, though -- maybe I’m bony in all the wrong places or something, they hit me without fail!
text 💬 kargo
Margo: I love you to the moon and back.
Margo: But I do noooooot love dairy free ice cream. Is it going to poison you if I eat real ice cream in the same room as you? I just can't pretend tonight!