#text:king

[plsjacob]

Text: I'm not even sure why I'm texting you, after I deleted your number yesterday. It's amazing I actually remembered it. The point of this message was so say I'm moving out... Like you'd care anyways. I bet you actually happy about this! So bye!

Test: Look can we be adults about this? We have to pay the rent. We signed a one year lease, you can’t just walk out.

[plsjacob]

Text: good! Do you even have an id? I fell down In the shower pretty badly. It's actually kind of funny. Remind me if j feel sick to not get out of bed.

Text: nope!!! wish me luck!!

[plsjacob]

Text: thanks!!! You don't know how much I love you for that!!!!!! Don't loose your birth certificate. In a epic battle of the shower vs Kingston the shower won! And I nearly killed myself! Haha.

Text: I won’t this time! and omfg what does that even mean?

[plsjacob]

Text: get really drunk for me please! I'll probably be up. I haven't slept in 24 hours!

Text: will do!!!!! what’s wrong??

[plsjacob]

Text: may I ask what you are doing tonight? Idk I might be up super late.

Text: just grabbing a drink with some friends!!! ya i should be back around 3

[plsjacob]

Text: will you be home tonight? Please just come home... I'm freaking out!!!

Text: Yeah, but it will probably be super late!!

[plsjacob]

Text: please don't leave me alone with them!!!!! They drive me insane

Text: ah, sorry!!!! i have plans tonight!!!!

[plsjacob]

Text: hey just texting you to apologize for my family taking over half our apartment. I didn't even know about their impromptu visit until yesterday. I should have told you ASAP! But I wasn't feeling well. If you want me to kick them out I will!!! :)

Text: Nope, it’s all good! No worries at all! Let me know if you need me to leave the apartment.