L.A. AU: [text]: He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look / Shapeshifter AU: [text]: I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that. / TA AU: [text]:You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS. / Rival Team AU: [text]: Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
[text]: I mean, I think a lot of people give you that look. Not that it isn’t gross...but.
[text]: Is this you confessing your love for me? Because I wanted something a little more romantic.
[text]: I love you too. You’re such a goober. Do you need me to pick you up?
[text]: I didn’t know I was sending out these signals...
















