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text message ➳ scorpius

Lucy: Is there any way to convince you to not go in to work tomorrow. A girl's birthday wishes :)

Text: Scorpius/Al

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Al: Roo-What now? Al: She licking my hand… Scorpius, she is licking my hand…

Scorpius: Pet her. She likes to be pet on her head. Scorpius: She’ll warm up to you in no time, mate.

Al: Does she have a name? Al: So... When did this happen?

Text: Albus ✉ Scorpius

Scorpius: It was a pain in the butt, and everywhere else, too.

Scorpius: But it was to be expected, I suppose.

Scorpius: What happened after is what haunts me.

Al: Seriously, how bad was it? I'm sort of shitting myself...

Al: What happened after? He didn't have something else did he? There wasn't a boggart or Dementor was there??

text message; scorlucy

Lucy: Rule #700, do not avoid your significant other.

text message ✉ scorlucy

Lucy: I wish I was a Slytherin.

Text: Scorpius/Al

Scorpius: Sex is always a hot button issue, apparently. The grey faces need to get laid.

Al: I concur.

Al: You're not mad, right? You know, about the messages...

[text]: I'm not sure why, but suddenly your sex life has become the most talked about topic, especially in my ask box.

[Text]: I’m sorry. I didn’t think this would be such a hot button issue...

[Text:] All I did was answer one anon truthly and now I’m the talk of the castle...

text message → scorlucy

Lucy: You know I think I’d totally have broken the Wotter rules if you had dated Al and I tried to date you after.

Lucy: It's a total relief that you didn't though. That would be a w k w a r d.

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