#text*brooke

[doobiefordylan]

📲 brookebear

dylan: I need alcohol

dylan: And friends reruns

[doobiefordylan]

📲 brylan

dylan: she asked me on a date

dylan: but also not a date

dylan: she invited me to the aquarium, cos she has tickets.

dylan: and quinn and callie aren't coming?????

dylan: OH AND THERE'S THE FUCKING FACT THAT I'M TERRIFIED OF WATER

dylan: THERE'S NO FUCKING WATER IN LAS VEGAS.

dylan: IM FROM THE DESERT

[doobiefordylan]

[text] i need you

[text] i’m coming rn

[doobiefordylan]

[TEXT] i want dogs AND cats tho [TEXT] each one can be named a letter of the alphabet and then we'll put them side by side and spell things out with them [TEXT] THATS THE BEST IDEA IVE HAD IN SO LONG

[text] DUDE WTF [text] dude patent it [text] how do we patent [text] what is a patent

[doobiefordylan]

[TEXT] okay i just ordered a BUNCH of the chicken soup for the soul books off of amazon bc i figured there has to be something to help you with stevie in one of them right?? [TEXT] i'm kinda high so i think this was a good idea but also do you even read? i forget what you do [TEXT] and also i feel like i have to tell you that i originally was looking for sudoku books but ended up with 23 chicken soup books i hope one of them has sudoku in it

[text] marry me [text] like as my bro [text] lets get bro married and get 20 cats