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[robbshood]

text 💬 rally 🐯

Robbie: If I talked in nothing but emojis all day do you think you could guess what I was trying to say?

[marykatehood]

TEXT ✉️🚀 MALLY

Mary Kate: Goodbye, bottle of sparkling rose! You were supposed to last until our next girl's night, but you are gooooooooone!

Mary Kate: [MMS of empty bottle]

[dumturtle]

TEXT ✉️% TULLY

Turtle: Do you think your mirror image’s last name would be Queensleigh instead?

[fredcilier]

TEXT ✉️⁇ FRALLY

Freddie: enver let jordan give me thsi many shots again because i swear i just tried to chase a white rabbit thinkgigng it was you and you'd shapeshitfted or something.

[zevonchanca]

TEXT ✉️ø ZALLY

Zevon: Do potions like grow on trees or bubble out of streams in Wonderland, or does someone actually make them? Because I just woke up from this mcfucked up dream that all the shrinking potions were actually Tweedle Dee's pee.

[lilyliddell]

TEXT ✉️% LIDDELLS

Lily: I know nargles are meant to infest mistletoe, but do you think they just haunt people who have been recently kissed in general?

[blakedanger]

TEXT ✉️ツ BLALLY

Blake: Dude, I'm getting better at the 'how far can I get up the girl's staircase before it slides me back down' game. Today, I only had 3 steps left before it was slide time!

[mkhood]

TEXT ✉️⁇ MK x ALLY

Mary Kate: teh fa at lady ays shse won't elte me into the common room bacuse she can smell the alcohol on my breath. but prostrati don't hve working noses, do they? this feels like its' a slie.