#asually

[lyra-k]

Text || Allyra

Lyra: i guess my company doesn’t interest you anymore.

[robbshood]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- rosalie, victoria, ally

Send me three names + a number…

Fuck: I bet they like the weird stuff in Wonderland, so @ally-kingsleigh!

Take a Bullet For: @victoriacaine, I’M HER GUARDIAN ANGEL!

Murder: Uh oh... we have a problem... I’ll murder someone ELSE to fight for @rosalienxthale‘s hand in something, how’s that?

[dumturtle]

WIS Lyra, Ally, Turkey, Tali, Lucy, Sparrow, and yourself!

@lyra-k: When I was young, I always thought I’d end up with Lyra and Turkey would end up with Ally. 

@allsleigh: Now, perhaps, I could see her ending up with the Mad Hatter instead, bizarre as that sounds.

@deeturkey: As a cousin I’m meant to support his choices, so @sydneyandersen?

@lovelywatersthatch: Narwhals.

@diamcndskylucy: Octopi. 

@dum-sparrow: Centipedes.

@dumturtle:  Caterpillars. 

i need entertainment

[li-lonnie]

text 🤔 lolly

Lonnie: You know what they should put on campus? A petting zoo. Like think about it! It's exam time and you're stressed af and the ONLY thing that can make you feel better is a cute baby goat.

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ BILLIE LOURD ]? No, it’s just [ ALLY KINGSLEIGH ], the descendant of [ ALICE ]! [ SHE ] is [ 23 / GRAD STUDENT ] and some say she tends to be [ FOOLISH ] but she is really [ INVENTIVE ]. (FOWLER, SHE/HER, 31, EST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations, Fowler!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[ben-desrosiers]

text 👯 bally

Ben: Do you know if I did anything to upset Audrey? I know she won't tell me even if I ask her, she always deflects and says something about how I could never upset her TOO badly and that's not really, well, great to hear, you know? I don't like knowing I've upset her at ALL!

[deespider]

{text} 👻 spally

Spider: i'm at this party (much to my chagrin) and this huge fight has broke out and one of the guys just pushed the other through a glass door.

Spider: none of us want to call the cops so any ideas how to diffuse the situation would be greatly appreciated because i feel bad just leaving.

[marykatehood]

TEXT ✉️🚀 MALLY

Mary Kate: Goodbye, bottle of sparkling rose! You were supposed to last until our next girl's night, but you are gooooooooone!

Mary Kate: [MMS of empty bottle]