#text:jordan

[robbshood]

text 💬 robdan

Robbie: Do you ever feel pressure from your fans to make specific videos? Because mine want me to put brussel sprouts in my nostrils sometime but like I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS!

[leilaniwaialiki]

text 💬 jorlani

Leilani: Is it normal to just want to sleep through the rest of 2020 and not wake up until the new year?

[dumturtle]

TEXT ✉️⁇ TURDAN

Turtle: fi you wer eally where woudl you be hididnm gfor me m? inside of a tlfower pot, insside of a toielr tbowl, or insisde of a grefergetaitor?

[ailsbroch]

text ✉️⁇ JORLEEN

Aileen: did i hooek up with thsi guy my frehsman year oritnetation during my blodne phase?

Aileen: he odnes't seem to rmemebere me but i think he hada sa mall dikc I NEE DOT KNWOF IF I"MA BOTU TO MAKE AM MSTIAKE.

Aileen: [MMS of mystery guy]

[fredcilier]

TEXT 🤒 JORDIE

Freddie: Why does Auradon gotta go from tank top weather to fuckin' freezing practically overnight? Waking up shivering everyday sure makes me wish I had a nice warm pair of abs in bed with me instead.

[kinglyben]

TEXT 😨 JEN

Ben: I know that usually you're the one asking me about MY private life instead of the other way around, but for once I kind of need to turn the tables on you. Have you... been leading Jay on at all? Because I saw you two together at the Halloween Ball, and then after that I saw him with Mary Kate, and I don't know, I'm just really worried about the effect this is all having on Evie and I think maybe things would be less complicated if YOU were less complicated, you know?

[emmett-thunderstrike]

TEXT 🤘 EMDAN

Emmett: yooooo since qyncy's cancelled from thet hreesome with andy you wanna get in on it stnead? cause wathcing you guys make out wouda been HOT if i hadnt been so annoyjed.

Emmett: or should i sjust hit her uo fpr a twosoem instead?

[whatif-carlton-blog]

Text - Carlton and Jordan

Carlton: Mate, what you doing tonight?

Carlton: I'm taking the night off work and in the studio.

Carlton: wanna go to the pub?