damn

emmett thunderstrike. 22. asu grad '20. son of staylan and brock thunderstrike (fuck you if you say he's just eugene fitzherbert with a mustache). grandson of the baron of vardaros. no association with horses of any shape, size, or color. tourney and football player. collar popper. photo bomber. former frat president. auradonian or whatever now. winter's boyfriend. construction worker.

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 emdo

Waldo: y r u whoopsing? white and orange together makes yellow, that totally works!

Emmett: [read]

[emmett-thunderstrike]

TEXT 😞 FEMMETT

Felix: Yeah, well, your "brother" sucks. Cassidy is cool even if I wouldn't tell her that.

Felix: I get it. I'm not looking to "take care" of Summer, I figured out pretty fast I'd never be able to "take care" of anyone money-wise, but I wanna at least provide for myself, and I can't do that by doing construction forever. That's DEFINITELY how I think about building shit tho lol like "I'm building shit and that's it" so good for you for wanting more then. Does that mean more school for you?

Emmett: [read]

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 marmett

Emmett: This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

Emmett: That's the kind of shit you wish I said all the time, right? You and Haverly are like the neediest friends ever.

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 thunderbros

Emmett: your name in my phone is asshole.

Emmett: I thought mom would be pissed but she actually laughed.

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 quemmett

Emmett: I’d help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I’m still drunk.

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 femmett

Emmett: I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 emtumn

Emmett: I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 lumett

Emmett: im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 anmett

Emmett: I’m sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[emmett-thunderstrike]

being a dad

Yeah, I think I’d be pretty okay at that eventually.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[emmett-thunderstrike]

candlelit dinners

Not gonna lie, I think they’re kind of stupid. Why eat dinner when you can barely see with the light from a fire hazard, instead of just using the electricity you guys have on this side of the barrier instead?

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[emmett-thunderstrike]

construction work

It’s kinda cool. Helped me keep buff even without sports, and I’ve kinda been enjoying trying to understand how it all works, instead of just following instructions to build shit.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[emmett-thunderstrike]

How do you feel about mustaches?

However @winskellington feels about them, since she’d be the one having to kiss it.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[emmett-thunderstrike]

TEXT 😞 FEMMETT

Felix: I DON'T WANT REVENGE! I want her to want to tell me shit! I know I kind of unofficially claimed myself as a Skellington already but I'm still HER family too. She knows that, right?

Felix: Yeah, that makes sense. I don't want Summer to be the only one who knows what the fuck she wants to do with her life by the time marriage could be a thing. Designing buildings could be dope, architects are like the jobs for the hot guys in all the romcoms. How'd you figure that's what you like? Because honestly, I'm still shit out of luck on that front.

Emmett: Fuck if I know? You know I don't want my brother, I'm not the right person to tell you what blood family does and doesn't know for sure.

Emmett: Right? I know it's 2021 and dudes don't have to take care of their girls or whatever because they're strong independent women who can take care of themselves... But just because I don't have to doesn't mean I don't want to??? I don't wanna just be the useless one, the fuck? I don't know, 'cause when we're building them I always wanna know more about how they figured out this shit would work and stay together and that kinda thing? Instead of just being like 'okay, I'm building shit and that's it.'

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 emdo

Waldo: red is the color of hearts but hearts are just ur blood pump. yellow is the color of the sun rising and setting and when u love someone the sun rises and sets with them. at least thats what ive heard. what color do u think love is? since ur in it, imean.

Emmett: I don't know, for me I could probably think of something Winter-related that had to do with any color if I'm being totally honest? Black like her hair, white like snow which reminds me of Winter which is her name, orange like Halloween since she's from Halloweentown... Whoops?

[emmett-thunderstrike]

TEXT 😞 FEMMETT

Felix: I don't care why you think she left me out of it! All I know is I was left out and it fucking blows, dude.

Felix: Okay, see, that's fair, whatever. Because if you were planning a proposal like SOON and not EVENTUALLY, you'd tell me, yeah? Also, how good is Quincy at helping with the figuring out your life thing? Asking for a friend.

Emmett: Bro, just threaten to burn her piano if she leaves you out of a big secret again. Or to out her and Eddie to everyone as revenge, I don't know.

Emmett: Yeah, I'd tell you! I'd be getting you to help me. But I wanna know like, my 'grown up job' or whatever before I ask her to marry me. She already lives with me, it's not like she's going away. Q's pretty good at it, though. At least, she made me start thinking about going back to school so I can figure out how to design the stuff we build, instead of just doing the grunt work.

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 emdo

Waldo: makes as much sense as anything else. yellow is good tho. thats the color of love so id say something big is coming for u and ur lady haha

Emmett: It is? I assumed love was red because of Valentine's Day and hearts and stuff, why is it yellow?