Dec 13, 2020
text 💬 robdan
Robbie: Do you ever feel pressure from your fans to make specific videos? Because mine want me to put brussel sprouts in my nostrils sometime but like I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS!
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text 💬 robdan
Robbie: Do you ever feel pressure from your fans to make specific videos? Because mine want me to put brussel sprouts in my nostrils sometime but like I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS!
text ✉️⁇ JORLEEN
Aileen: did i hooek up with thsi guy my frehsman year oritnetation during my blodne phase?
Aileen: he odnes't seem to rmemebere me but i think he hada sa mall dikc I NEE DOT KNWOF IF I"MA BOTU TO MAKE AM MSTIAKE.
Aileen: [MMS of mystery guy]
TEXT 😨 JEN
Ben: I know that usually you're the one asking me about MY private life instead of the other way around, but for once I kind of need to turn the tables on you. Have you... been leading Jay on at all? Because I saw you two together at the Halloween Ball, and then after that I saw him with Mary Kate, and I don't know, I'm just really worried about the effect this is all having on Evie and I think maybe things would be less complicated if YOU were less complicated, you know?
TEXT 🤘 EMDAN
Emmett: yooooo since qyncy's cancelled from thet hreesome with andy you wanna get in on it stnead? cause wathcing you guys make out wouda been HOT if i hadnt been so annoyjed.
Emmett: or should i sjust hit her uo fpr a twosoem instead?
TEXT | MK x JORDAN
MK: Hey! So, just in case you’re not feeling all too pumped about being back in Auradon City and being around certain people again, this is a reminder that you’re amazing (but duh, you already knew that), and this year’s going to be great, and if you ever need someone, I’m always in your corner. Well – always as long as you don’t make me talk about things I don’t want to talk about, at least :-p
Jordan: Please, you know you love talking about “things”. But I appreciate that you’re always on my team. But I don’t know, this month I’ve spent a lot of time getting back to my roots and I think it’s helped. Also, grinding on the dance floor and all the free drinks because I’m cute helped with the healing process.
Jordan: I think I know what I need to do with perfect clarity now.
MK: Pssh, do not. That does sound like a pretty good month, though. I should have stopped through Agrabah during my travels and spent a night out with you instead, you probably were a lot less mopey of company than Will :-p
MK: Oh yeah? What are you going to do, then? Curious minds want to know :-p
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[text → jordan]: yo, some shitty tv show that my roommate’s watching has this thing called a fantasy boy draft going on. think the dudes around here would let us objectify ‘em by calling dibs on the ones we want? then you wouldn’t have to worry about anyone else trying to take a ride on the jay express before you get around to it ;-)
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TEXT ✉ Betsy x Jordan
Jordan: Other super effective methods to drive boys crazy: licking ice cream cones and popsicles. The fitness center is a necessity in my life regardless, for the workout vlogs alone so at least I can eat what I want.
Jordan: Oh no, boys have no idea how often they’re getting rejected. They have no human ability to take hints, you’ve got to really spell it out for them. Even then, I’ve had a lot of them be like “you’ll seeeeeee”.
Jordan: Like, no, fuck you, I’m not now nor am I ever going to blow you. Get out of my line of vision.
Betsy: If you ever vlog about spin class, let a girl know, will you? I'd want to sign up for all the classes I need like, months in advance before you send their popularity soaring and I end up on waitlists.
Betsy: I thought boys like those were the exception and not the rule. There was one boy with bad B.O. who kept Zapping me even though I never said anything but 'I'm in class' or 'gotta go to sleep, bye!' in reply and it took him a whole two weeks to stop, but I thought he'd be the lone wolf.
TEXT ✉ JORDAN x MARY KATE
Jordan: This hurt my heart. I THOUGHT THE DRINKS WERE BECAUSE THEY RECOGNIZED ME, NOT JUST BECAUSE SOME RANDOM DUDE THOUGHT I WAS HOT!
Jordan: Was this guy at least hot?
Jordan: Oh my god, you totally would be a Nancy Drew fangirl. You probably think Ned just sounds like a golly perfect guy.
Mary Kate: Eh, he was like, a 7.5 while drunk so probably a 6.5 once I was sober?
Mary Kate: Ew, God, no! Ned was so boring and clingy! Give me George or give me death!