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Cade|Xander

Xander: Why?

Xander: I mean yes, of course. I’m on my way.

Xander: But also… Why?

Cade: I miss my friend.

Cade: I did some stupid shit recently. And I didn't handle you, I didn't handle us well.

Cade: I want to see you.

@xanderdrakos

August: Can you think of any reason why the High Queen would summon me to the Faerielands at dusk?

Xander|Cade

Xander: What’s wrong, sir?

Xander: I’m on my way!

Cade: Drank too much. Pills. Feel sick.

Cade: Just need someone who won't force me to talk about shit to take care of me. I need you.

Text - Xander|Cade

Xander: You know I’d never turn down being your companion, sir.

Cade: Not what I am asking, idiot.

Cade: I got you a present and I need someone on my arm for hosting the party. It's a date, not a job.

$ for Xander

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text]: yeah, yeah i’ll make it to yoga. don’t get your panties in a twist!

five minutes later:

[text]: that wasn’t meant for you. don’t ask.

accidental text to :: crush

xander: pls help

xander: she's so cute im just

xander: !!!!!!

text → anyone

xander: my sister has trusted me with her child

xander: how do i do the thing

text → turn down 4 wat

xander: the power in this hotel room just went out

xander: like while i was jumping from bed to bed

xander: and i missed

xander: and i fell right between the two beds

xander: and i think i broke something

#text:xander