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[cinnaminsvga]

Never forget weeb Greek god jungkook you did

bro do you think im capable of forgetting 😪 that type of cursed shit sticks with you FOR LIFE JFKESKKWKW i still cant believe i wrote that au with my whole chest,, maybe crackhead zee aus will return next time,,

[cinnaminsvga]

In the past I've asked for how your characters would react to their counterparts across your smaus. It's time for the new version: Who would win in a fight if you put your characters against their smau counterparts (so all Y/Ns against each other, all Yoongis against each other and so on)??? You can choose to include/exclude whoever you want and take as long as you want in replying or even choose not to lol

HAJDHAJSD THIS TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER IM SORRY but i do get super excited whenever you send me one of these, so i wanna get this right!! i think i’m only gonna include the last three smaus (tddup, 300mdh, lib) bc i dont think i could even handle imagining what it would be like to have six seokjins... that’s some forbidden knowledge right there 😳

seokjin - jfc where do i even begin... for all my old followers, yall know that i just love writing seokjin as unhinged and chaotic as possible so you can only guess how terrible it would be if three of him were to fight. ok tbh 300mdh!jin would definitely win bc?? hes a fucking spy?? but i could somehow see tddup!jin finding a way to fight back,,, idk he could probs trick zeus!kook to help him by promising him some miku merch or smth,, LMAO and lib!jin is just there,,, smartly avoiding the conflict and streaming it on twitch or smth

yoongi - oh my boy,,, tddup!yoongi is absolutely frying lib!yoongi’s ass for not confessing his feelings HDKWJDKWK as hades, he’s probs gone thru his own fair share of heartbreaks (haha OOP spoiler alert for a prequel series maybe??) and he’d honestly be so so sad for lib!yoongi but also just frustrated?? he’d be frustrated with 300mdh!yoongi too tbh bc that dude has repressed feelings for mr kim seokjin that he still hasnt figured out yet,,, tldr yoongi smites the other two yoongis but then comforts them afterwards inside his cavernous ass ❤️

hoseok - sorry but 300mdh!seok is winning no cap,,, tho OKAY i havent revealed yet why, but he’s actually a pretty harmless guy,,, (ignoring the fact that hes a double spy and HAS killed people in the past... uhhh) but yea he’d just pretend to be a really nice guy and get along well with the other two hoseoks,,, tddup!seok is an idiot and probs wouldnt even notice anything off about him, but lib!seok might have a gut feeling that somethings wrong,,, this is actually a really strange trio and idk how it would turn out exactly,,, definitely some sus things going on,,, lol

namjoon - well, tddup!joon is currently a turtle so you bet your ass that lib!joon is keeping him as a pet LMAOOOO my dude would unknowingly keep tddup!joon until he somehow magically returns to being a human. 300mdh!joon is a bit harder to pin down, since it all depends on whether he’s drunk or not LMAO bc if he was drunk, you’d bet your ass that he’d be a fucking dramatic/emotional mess and would wax poetic about turtle joon and lib!joon would have to comfort him. if he was sober, he’d just be a “regular” guy, or however regular a spy can be. overall, they’d hang out altogether just fine,,, like a couple of nerds,,,

jimin - well, you all know how tddup!jimin is like and that bitch is hornier than all my smau jimins combined. he’s so ferally horny that lib!jimin would probs shit himself, though i’d imagine 300mdh!jimin could maybe handle him a little better.... somewhat. they might even get along after a while, though i have a standing theory that all my smau!jimins hate each other no matter what, like that popular clique of girls you have in high school. they all pretend to be friend with each other, but they would not hesitate to stab a bitch if and when provoked. fun times!

taehyung - in contrast with jimin, i feel like all my taehyungs would have a good time together, no matter what au (okay, maybe except for looh!tae but thats a whole different story lmao). i think tddup!tae would get along super well with 300mdh!tae, mostly bc theyre both incredibly chaotic and have a kinda “go with the flow as long as we’re having fun” vibe. lib!tae is just maybe a little more “calm” than them, but he’s always down to clown. tddup!tae would probs bonk lib!tae on the head tho once he finds out about what he did to lib!oc, but other than that... i think they’d all be good buddies. 

jungkook - oh boy where do i even start... i feel like tddup!kook, despite how absolutely stupid he is, he’s still... somewhat morally sound?? i guess?? like he loves his wife a lot (#1 oc simp lets get it) so he’d probs be so angry and frustrated with what lib!kook did. might even hit him with a lightning bolt if we’re being honest. 300mdh!kook would agree and beat the shit out of lib!kook, and then he’d bond with zeus!kook over weeb shit and they’d become the best bros ever. but then zeus!kook will say some,,, weird kinky shit and break the mood so then 300mdh!kook + tddup!oc will have to tie him up so he never speaks again,,, they’d certainly be a very wild trio,,, maybe even worse than the seokjins and that’s saying something!!

oc - OHHH MY GOD like fr but tddup!oc is gonna baby lib!oc so much you have no idea ;-; she’ll see how badly her heart got broken by her version of jungkook and probs offer to kill lib!kook, but sweet lib!oc would protect him even after all she’s been thru,,, i see tddup!oc as being a great older sister figure for lib!oc and tbh i stan!! and uhh... we all know how 300mdh!oc is... she’s also an older sister figure, but demented and insane. okay, so she’s maybe more like your crazy aunt that smokes too much crack but you know what? you cant hate her so shes just kinda there and sometimes she’ll say something super profound and is genuinely a loving person (deep deep down... like you have dig deep lol) but otherwise yea!! all the love for my ocs,,, they’re my babies and i love them so so much :-((((

[cinnaminsvga]

hELLOO,-,-*2*2?@,#?#?$%?: YOURE A FILO FUCKKK THE WAY THAT I ??? WHEN I READ THE TDDUP AU AND U SAID DO U KNOW THAT TAE IN TAGALOG MEANS POOP IM ,@,#*-#,@*$("

[cont.] can i have zeus' contact pic 🗿

[cont.] YOUR TDDUP AU FUCKING PEAK COMEDY BDNDFF

i’m gonna assume this is all from the same anon,,, HAHJDSAHDJSA thank you for reading tddup ;o; i hope you enjoyed the absolute buffoonery that is zeus!kook in that au,,, it’s been a year since i finished that, if i remember correctly?? time flies!!

and here’s the contact pic!! i had to go through an entire year’s worth of photos,,, jfc,,, i have way too many kpop boys in my google drive smh 😑

[cinnaminsvga]

outtake from tddup

[cinnaminsvga]

sjdhdhd,,,,, i have a final exam for my health class coming up and our teacher made us label the male reproductive system as review,,, and i remembered the prostrate exists just because of yoongi in tddup so i would like to thank you

welcome to yoongo boongos prostate bounce house... we got bananis... and avocadis...

[cinnaminsvga]

im a lil sad that y/n still likes jk after all he said but i cant blame her tho hes cute, got half a brain cell in his skull, and doesnt jump at any moving thing to hump like a dog

i think y/n always kind of knew that jungkook wasn’t 100% an idiot? like she said, she saw how he acted before they properly knew each other, so i guess she was more confused when she finally did meet him and he was like,,, you know. so deep down, even though she’s highkey annoyed by his theatrics and stupidity, she knew that he was a good man, albeit a little slow. 

i sorta,,, structured jungkook to be namjoon’s polar opposite? not to get deep on y’all, but if you think about it... namjoon is someone who is highly intelligent and very calculative when it comes to his actions. he never does anything to embarrass himself, given by how he treasures his reputation above all else. whereas jungkook is someone who is lower on the intelligence scale, but everything he does is... natural? like, he acts out according to his feelings at the given moment, never really caring about the consequences. in a sense, both of them are highly flawed characters, but both of them are still people that are near and dear to y/n, which begs the question... who will she choose at the end of the day? stay tuned to find out owo

[cinnaminsvga]

Park Jimin and Shawn Mendes a ship no one thought was needed until now

Anonymous said: IM CHOCKING AT SHAWN AND JIMIN ASHKMVHDS

Anonymous said: Jimin and Shaun Mendes??? Iconic

Anonymous said: DUDHDHD SHAWN!! IM!!!! SHAMIN NATION RISE

[cinnaminsvga]

omg if there is an au in wich i would LOVE the angst is in this one. i want jk to be so in love with y/n he can't even breathe air if she's not around, and i want y/n to get her payback from all those vacations she never got but absolutely deserved in revenge form. i want zeus to suffer ma'am.

the one time i’m like “no angst” and now y’all are asking for it,,, let’s fucking see where this goes then 👁👃👁