#textdoctor!kyle

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K:\\ [[HELLO EVERYONE. IT'S THE RED-TAPE TEXT DOCTOR, KYLE, HERE.]]

K:\\ [[I FORGOT TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR EARLIER, SO I'LL DO SO NOW. THE KYLE YOU SEE IN THE "ALTERING THE OUTCOME" STORY IS *NOT* THE SAME PERSON AS ME.]]

K:\\ [[WE ARE TWO SEPERATE ENTITIES ENTIRELY.]]

K:\\ [[ALSO...]]

K:\\ [[...CAN SOMEONE CALL UP <@the-arcade-doctor> FOR A MOMENT? .QAR SEEMS TO HAVE LEFT A FRAGMENT OF HIMSELF HERE, AND I'D RATHER NOT DO CLEAN-UP DUTY BY MYSELF.]]

K:\\ [[IT'S INVADING MY GODDAMN POSTS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!]]

(OOC: The artwork above was made by The Arcade Doctor themselves, all credit goes to them!)

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J:\\ I GOT MY FUCKING EYE ON YOU.

K:\\ [[JOTA, CALM DOWN! WHAT THE HELL DID I EVEN DO TO YOU?!]]

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PLAY MY GAME

K:\\ [[AH. GOOD. NOW I CAN GIVE YOU MY MESSAGE IN PERSON.]]

K:\\ [[TWO CAN PLAY THE RHYMING GAME, YOU DEMONIC ROADKILL.]]

K:\\ [[C'MON, THEN. GIVE ME YOUR GAME'S ROM. OR ARE YOU TOO CHICKEN TO DO THAT?]]

K:\\ [[YOU'RE A CHICKEN! BUCK, BUCK, BU-GACK!]]

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we have a issue. The Anomaly is writing a song. and even worse?? IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY DAWG WE'RE COOOKEEDD

K:// [[JOTA! SUCH A PLEASURE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.]] K:// [[BY "ANOMALY", I ASSUME YOU MEAN *.QAR*, CORRECT?]] K:// [[TO BE HONEST, I'M JUST GLAD HE'S DOING SOMETHING *OTHER* THAN TRYING TO END THE WORLD.]] K:// [[BUT, THEN AGAIN, KNOWING THAT DEMONIC LAB RAT, HE MOST LIKELY HAS ULTERIOR MOTIVES.]] K:// [[I'D BEST KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM. HE *ALWAYS* SEEMS TO KEEP ME ON MY TOES.]] K:// [[THANK YOU FOR THE HEADS-UP, JOTA. KEEP ME POSTED.]]

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YOU THINK I NEED YOUR PITY?

K:\\ [[...]]

K:\\ [[NO. BUT...I THINK I'VE SEEN A NEW SIDE OF YOU TODAY, .QAR.]]

K:\\ [[UP UNTIL NOW, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A PLAIN OL' COCKY JERK.]]

K:\\ [[BUT CLEARLY YOU'RE MORE TRAGIC THAN I THOUGHT, AND I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL BAD FOR YOU.]]

K:\\ [[HONESTLY, THIS MAY SOUND STRANGE, BUT...I WISH I COULD HUG YOU. YES, YOU'RE THE BAD GUY, BUT CLEARLY ONE THAT ISN'T JUST BAD FOR THE SAKE OF BEING BAD.]]

K:\\ [[LOOK, I GOTTA GO, .QAR. BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, IN A WEIRD WAY, I STILL CARE ABOUT YOU. IF "MEGAMIND" HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, IT'S THAT THERE'S ALWAYS GOTTA BE A YIN TO A YANG, OTHERWISE THE SIDE THAT WINS THEIR FINAL BATTLE LOSES THEIR FINAL PURPOSE.]]

K:\\ [[REGARDLESS, I'LL SEE YOU SOON, .QAR.]]

K:\\ [[HOPE YOU TAKE MY WORDS TO HEART.]]

> "KYLE" HAS LOGGED OUT.

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DON'T THINK MY CONDUIT IS TIED TO THAT DAMNED HEDGEHOG'S SUCCESS. SEGA AND NINTENDO HAD IT ALL, ORACLE GAMES AND OTHERS WERE FIGHTING FOR SECOND PLACE.

K:\\ [[WAIT, *WHAT*?!]]

K:\\ [[OH...OH GOD...]]

K:\\ [[I...I DIDN'T KNOW THE COMPANY THAT MADE ATOMIC WENT UNDER *THAT* BADLY. I MEAN I KNEW THEY DIDN'T STAY AFLOAT, BUT...FUCK, MAN...]]

K:\\ [[I FEEL LIKE I JUST INSULTED SOMEONE WHO HAD DIED WITHOUT KNOWING THEY WERE CLOSE TO A FRIEND. SORRY, .QAR.]]

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FUCKING WHAT

K:\\ [[*.QAR I AM NOT TO BLAME HERE THAT IS NINTENDO PLEASE TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON THEM AND NOT ME.*]]

K:\\ [[(AHEM)]]

K:\\ [[LOOK, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, SONIC'S STILL DOING HIS OWN THING, AND SO IS MARIO. THEY'RE NOT JUMPING AROUND IN EACH OTHERS' WORLDS, I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH.]]

K:\\ [[SEGA JUST KINDA...DROPPED OUT OF THE HOME CONSOLE MARKET AND HAD TO WORK WITH NINTENDO TO KEEP THEMSELVES ALIVE, ESPECIALLY AFTER THE DREAMCAST WAS AN UNFORTUNATE FLOP. IT AIN'T LIKE THEY *WANTED* TO!]]

K:\\ [[LOOK, IT WAS A DESPERATE MOVE ON SEGA'S PART. THEY'RE LUCKY TO BE STILL IN BUSINESS RIGHT NOW. IF THEY HADN'T...WELL YOU AND ATOMIC PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW.]]

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NINTENDO IS STILL AROUND ? UGH.

K:\\ [[YES.]]

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K:\\ [[AND THEY'RE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS WITH SEGA NOW.]]