We do have the tendency to bicker and try and "one up" each other...
Astilbe: *text picture of newly dyed hair*
Kipper: New hair color?
Astilbe: What are you talking about? My hair has always been that color.
Kipper: It looks different. Maybe you're back lit.
Astilbe: It is a new color.
Kipper: Hahaha! I knew your hair wasn't that red.
Astilbe: What do you think?
Kipper: Oh I am good, yeah, yeah!
Kipper: I like it. It's fun.
Astilbe: It's drastically different. Even if you weren't my best friend. You'd have to be blind not to notice.
Kipper: Wow. Thanks.
Kipper: lol. Probably looks more drastic in person.
Astilbe: Eh, maybe a little. It looks like carrots. I can now sympathize with Anne of Green Gables
Astlibe: The box said copper brown. Does this look copper brown to you?
Kipper: Yeah, actually.
Astilbe: No madam, it does not.
Kipper: Think of a penny.
Kipper: You asked my opinion! You can't tell me my opinion isn't correct. Because it is an opinion! If I say it looks copper brown, then by George, it does, in my opinion.
Astilbe: Swearing by pennies now? Tsk tsk
Kipper: George is a dollar
Astilbe: Oh yeah... or a quarter.
Kipper: I'm going with dollar.
Astilbe: And I just taught this last week! Tsk tsk.
Kipper: *sends dollar picture text*
Kipper: *sends Yen picture text*
Kipper: Look! Yen! Ah, ok then. I have to go to work, and you have to go look up the definition of opinion. So have a nice day, Carrots.
Astilbe: *sends Taiwan dollar picture text*
Astilbe: Look! Taiwanese dollars. I'm at work, so you go look up the definitions of obnoxious and manners. Have a nice day, Jerk.