#textsfromthevocaloids

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[image: Rin from "If Lily was Like This ..." angry and vengeful. Len questions her in the background.]

(530): I wish to strange

(310): whoa there darth vader

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[image: MEIKO, cheerfully brandishing alcohol.]

(814): i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.

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[image: The boyfriend from Just be Friends, looking over at a dejected Luka wearing a flower crown.]

(202): And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"

(571): why not an indie porn pic then

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I simply can't find a picture I like for this one ... But I want to use it ...

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[image: Miku, Neru, Rin, and Len staring at Haku with confusion.]

(217): yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outrightshocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant

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[image: The scene from "Chivalry" where Len saves Rin from being hung.]

(201): I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see

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[image: Megurine Luka, reading with a small blush.]

(323): Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.

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[image: Lily, her hands folded in prayer.]

(864): Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.