Texts From the Vocaloids

This is a blog where Texts From Last Night meets the vocaloids! The utaus and fanmades will probably also be used. If you have a submission or a question, please feel free to contact us! We don't bite! WARNING: Some things may be nsfw.

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[image: Rin from "If Lily was Like This ..." angry and vengeful. Len questions her in the background.]

(530): I wish to strange

(310): whoa there darth vader

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[image: MEIKO, cheerfully brandishing alcohol.]

(814): i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.

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[image: The boyfriend from Just be Friends, looking over at a dejected Luka wearing a flower crown.]

(202): And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"

(571): why not an indie porn pic then

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I simply can't find a picture I like for this one ... But I want to use it ...

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[image: Miku, Neru, Rin, and Len staring at Haku with confusion.]

(217): yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outrightshocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant

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[image: The scene from "Chivalry" where Len saves Rin from being hung.]

(201): I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see

[textsfromevillious]

http://textsfromthevocaloids.tumblr.com/post/32575542060/image-a-thoughtful-gumillia-gumi-talking-to-a

http://textsfromthevocaloids.tumblr.com/post/30439038335/image-kaito-as-kachess-crim-in-drag-during

http://textsfromthevocaloids.tumblr.com/post/16617872660

http://textsfromthevocaloids.tumblr.com/post/15593281271

Love and hugs, Jill from TFTV <3 (also congrats on this blog it’s my new favorite thing. Want to affiliate?)

Oh! I had no idea this blog existed as well. Anyway, of course I would love to affiliate with you, and I’m glad you like my blog as well.

[textsfromthevocaloids]

Everyone go follow this blog! It's perf.

- Jill

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[image: Megurine Luka, reading with a small blush.]

(323): Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.

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Real talk:

Sometimes I scroll through this entire blog and laugh at the lame jokes. Is that weird?

- Jill

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[image: Lily, her hands folded in prayer.]

(864): Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.

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[image: Rin from "Demon Girlfriend."]

(540): Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.

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[image: Miku laying on a piano.]

(651): I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.

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[image: The silhouette of Miku's upper body, watching a shooting star.]

(513): I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that

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[image: Kaito, holding ice cream and looking down in surprise.]

(806): Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.

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Come Follow textsfrommiku!

So, yeah, no one wanted to run it with me, but I decided to make the danged thing anyways, after pondering it for a few months. Come follow!

[textsfromthevocaloids]

[image: Rin holding a camera and looking mischievous.]

(310): I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now

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[image: The break-up scene in Just Be Friends by Megurine Luka]

(229): Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.