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[candycryptids]

Has ANYBODY gotten a Tricolor battle since it started or are we just obscenely unlucky

Alt question HAS ANYBODY SEEN TEAM FUN? HOW ARE THEY WINNING I HAVE SEEN THEM ONLY TWICE?

[wordsforrain]

just had to fill out an advanced directive before surgery next week, and it turns out i only have one very, very strong preference of what should be done with my body after i die:

if i am cremated, do not scatter my ashes.

i do not want to end up in someone’s hair because it was windy that day. i do not want to be stuck under someone’s fingernails because their hands were sweaty. i do not want to be sneezed into someone’s respiratory system.

you can put them in a niche, you can put them on a shelf, you can bury them in a coffee can in a denny’s parking lot. just Do Not Scatter them

[candycryptids]

For the first time like, ever, I’m doing commissions!

I have a maximum of 2 full body, 2 half body, 4 busts, and 5 emotes slots! (One slot of emotes can have multiple, I just don’t want to bite off more than I can chew at once)

Price transcript for my handwriting; (prices are USD)

Full body is 20 (color) and 15 (no color) (two slots available)

Half body is 15 (color) and 10 (no color) (two slots available)

Bust is 10 (color) and 5 (no color) (4 slots available)

Emotes are 1 for 3$, 3 for 7$, or 5 for 12$! (Buying multiple gives you a discount ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ)

Inquiries can be dm’d to my Tumblr, Twitter, or you can add my on Discord (Cryptoad#2470) and there there (*´∀`*)

I need to pay off bills and debts to friends who helped us pay bills so even if you’re not personally interested, a reblog would help so much! Examples can be found on my blog under #MyArt Thanks for reading (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡

[candycryptids]

Imagine you’re born with branch like birthmarks along your arms or on your back or legs, just on your body somewhere, and as you grow older they grow buds and maybe leaves but when you meet someone like, say, a soulmate, one(all?) of the flowers bloom

[candycryptids]

🚨!Financial Emergency Help Needed!🚨

God. Christ. Damnit. So the short of it is, I need to raise like 300-500$ to cover bills and rent and gas to get people to work.

The long of it is; our car broke down. Our only car, so we had to get it fixed immediately. It broke down on the highway, so we had to also get it towed. We got it fixed just fine, but since this is our Rent Check, we actually couldn’t afford this, our rent, and our bills, but if we lost our car we wouldn’t be able to pay for anything anyways.

I have Venmo [@Mickey-Dragonslayer] and [PayPal], and if you send $5-10 I’ll draw you a simple request, and if you send $25+, my husband @zombiesockfuckinglovescardfight (who has honed the art more than me) can likely draw something for you as well.

.... I also have a l*wd Photoshoot [Patreon] for 18+ interested parties.

If you send us over 50$, and would like to be paid back, we can actually DO SO, After the 9th, when we get paid! We just can’t afford our bills that are DUE before then!

I wouldn’t ask if we weren’t in serious need of help. Thanks for your time, even if you can’t donate a reblog could make a world of difference!

Edit: forgot to add links before; they have been added in [Brackets] like these. Also down here for your ease

Venmo [@Mickey-Dragonslayer] [Paypal] And [Patreon]

[candycryptids]

I don’t want to ask for help financially but I might have to ask for help financially for medical bills here soon Bc I’m one monster doin the best I can and I’m tired of breaking down every couple days about finances and medications and my fucking health

But I don’t have any fancy helpful documentation to help prove anything

I can’t get ahold of the fucking financial advisor to find out how my the Thyroid Uptake test will be but the internet ballparks it at 300-700$ with a catastrophe ceiling of like 1k

TLDR; I’m not that great at doodles but if you kick any money to my KoFi and include an email/username and a request I’ll doodle you something, I’m not sure what else to do rn

ko-fi.com/candycryptids

Buy MickeyDragonslayer a Coffee. ko-fi.com/candycryptids

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[candycryptids]

Hey Dr. Stone the anime Good Actually???

Please actually give it a shot, I know the adverts make it look like Asshole Bongwater But

The characters are fun and the story is sick so far and it’s actually engaging ? There’s real ass science about everything it’s cool

[candycryptids]

It me birth!

Hap birth! I have survived another year. I’m 26 now.